[Verse 1: Rory Attwell]

There's a dog at the door

Looking for a home

He needs a brand-new wife

He needs a bone

[Verse 2: Rory Attwell]

You say you wanted to dance

But you couldn't get out of bed

With all of those angry thoughts

That you've got flowing 'round your head

[Verse 3: Rory Attwell]

One of the heard, eh

One more time

Play it again, Sam

Before we die

[Chorus: Rory Attwell]

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, turn it off

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, are you still here?

[Post-Chorus: Rory Attwell]

He was a son of the East

He was badly dressed

He had a knot in his hand

And stains on his vest

He was a son of the East

And after all, he confessed

He still couldn't kill

The wicked witch of the West

[Interlude: Rory Attwell]

Think quick

Duck right

Slow down

Repent

[Bridge: Rory Attwell]

We're coming down

Coming way down from up up above

Hear it rolling down

Isn't it time we kicked up a fuss?

Like a snowball rolling down the hill

Like someone who's terminally ill

Take this disease, it's tasty and warm

Take this shake

Roll a ball

[Chorus: Rory Attwell]

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, turn it off!

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, turn it off!

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, turn it off!

Hey hey, what's that tune?

Hey hey, are you still here?

[Outro: Rory Attwell]

Snowball, snowball

Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball

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Throwing the ball