I'm gonna tell you a story

About a girl who likes a boy

Who likes another girl who likes another girl

Who likes a boy who likes unicorns

I'm gonna tell you a story

About a boy who likes another boy

Who likes a girl who likes another girl

Who likes another girl who likes nobody

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

After ****, you can go

Swipe left and right

This is only for tonight

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Should I stay or should I go?

You left, alright

This is only for tonight

This is only for tonight