[N-Frost (Blaze)]

On my 4/20 shit, blazing through the competition

Pull up looking hazy, ain't nobody should be optimistic

Players be too lazy and they code commands to mock my mission

Homies spawn in crazy, we a pro, no gram like quick addition

[UBERocity (Slime)]

I multiply, divide, devise demises, oh I'm going in

Keep it sticky on your girl's face, Nickelodeon

Like you're conquered by Steven Hawking, what shows is

You're getting bodied by a mob that's got no limbs

[Alltime Arcade (Enderman)]

Look into my eyes and I might jaw drop and scream into the night

Teleport, zip there with a jumpscare, I'll take this block without care, I walk through three dimensions

Did I mention I'm an ending invention? I'm an Endеrman, I'll end this man

I bet you can't evеr win this staring competition

[Jeff Hopland (Skeleton)]

I'm just a bag of bones like Sans, you know

I'm not a bad guy, I just wanna see you cry

Equipped with a longbow, I fly solo

My very existence contradicts yolo

[LCRaps (Strider)]

A mob that's really passive with a passion for riders

So grab a saddle and strap up onto the back of the Strider

I'm just lurking in the lava, living life real unrivalled

Not pursuing any players, that lifestyle's too vile

[GOAT5801 (Zombie)]

Risen with only one mission by killing these bitches, then maybe they'll listen

Was rotten, forgotten, I'll make your guts spread

Try to repent but I'm taking your head

Too late to regret, there's nothing but red

You still don't believe every word that I said?

Saving your flesh, have you dropping dead

Call me a part of the Walking Dead

[TrayeFreezy (Magma Cube)]

I'm the hottest cube, fire in the booth

Spitting hot lava (Problems)

I'll burn yo' ass up, it will be a guaranteed burn

And you humans finna learn, never look in my direction

[Cuspodan (Hoglin)]

I know some might call me a hostile mob

When they created me, they did an awful job

Though I would call myself better than an ocelot

Because the spot where I live makes me awfully hot, yuh

[AfroLegacy (Wither)]

The boss of Hell, ain't no one can match my presence

I'm decaying all your organs just to slay you in a second

I can see all the angles even though my eyes are dead

And then I'm deading any enemy, you're dead and covered red

[Nightbreaker (Piglin)]

Put the Zombie Pigmen out the job, call 'em pork chops

Hook you up, only take bars, we the warthogs

We all may be neutral pigs, but one thing's for sure, snobs

Better rep gold when you pull up in our Fort Knox

[Don Son Mafia (Ravager)]

A true slayer, tell your family 'Farewell'

I'm killing any villager, player, or even trader

I got a deadly roar, stun me and you'll find out

I'll treat you like a streak in my window, you'll get wiped out

[RapKnight (Iron Golem)]

The Iron Golem, and yes, I'm a gentle giant

But try to harm the villagers, I might just get defiant

Wanna tussle? Boy, just try it, ain't no oofing when you dying

This ain't David and Goliath, so let's get into the fighting, hah

[Zagranis (Pillager)]

Shooting through you with a crossbow, there's an army of us, so

No sense in running, no sense in fleeing, you better get into the safe zone

We may be colorless but we wanna see you bleed red

We will stop at nothing to make sure you're dead

[Jvst Rebel (Creeper)]

Once you hear the hiss, you know it's game over

Though I'm actually a bomb, you never met somebody colder

Go ahead and build your house, I'll blow it to ruins

You know it's time to quit when the creeper starts pursuing

[Volcar-Ohno (Ender Dragon)]

Now it's time to meet the final boss, don't think that you won't get tossed

Aside, your pride is a lie, your attempts to kill me were for naught

Dragging your body down to my den, you don't wanna know what happens then

No chance for a goodbye message to send, you approached me, I'm not sorry for your end

[Just Gamer (Witch)]

The witch hails from the swamp, and like my potions, I'll make a splash

Pack fire resistance 'cause these bars that I'm spitting will turn you into ash

Poison your health bar and you won't go far when I put you in slow motion

So if you try to enter my hut, you'll get hit with some very potent potions

[Ninethie (Spider)]

Step to me, I got eight legs, you're easily getting out-paced then

Stopping and chopping and robbing, not stopping, I'm dropping this loot like a goblin

Climb over walls, don't be afraid, only get poisoned if you enter the cave

Call me Shelob, a Tolkien of the game, passive as a rock if you find me out in the day

[J Cae (Shulker)]

I just hit a lick in a box

How you let me go and catch a body in a box? Uh

How you catch a fade from a mile away?

And let a bullet seed, make you elevate

Then you go and crash from the fall, Shinra Tensei

Need to calm down a bit, de-escalate

Never leave the box 'cause the box is all I got

Catch you lacking in my zone, you gon' get the shots

[First Name Ethan (Ghast)]

Rising from the Soul Sand valley

Spitting on you blockheads, never dilly dally

Happy ass fish floating ever so jelly

Dropping some bombs like it's popping confetti

Come and party in the Nether, better bring your blocks

Stay clear from the Legos or the Legos get stomped

I'm a weather typed error, got you running on the rocks

Don't ever chase a ghost or I'll make your tears drop

[Jay Music (Guardian)]

I'm the one who run up in mobs

And yes, I go psycho if you setting me off

I go a hundred, shoot a lazer at them 'cause it's my job

Hit them with the thorn attack until they are lost

Tell you to respect your elders, now you are gone

That's my boss, it's a lot, from the pressure of the waterfall

If you wanna brawl, you can bring it on

Underwater, I'm the one that you should never spawn

[Henry Jones (Husk)]

Time for the mobs, go start an apocalypse

Once you start with us, we are going to take your limbs

Hungry for foes when I see you, just give me your brains

You don't like it when I'm angry 'cause I got venom in my veins

Call me Superman 'cause I restore power from the sunlight

Killed you without a trace, I ain't leaving nobody alive

Unlike Thor, I actually go for the head

When I see a walking man, he gon' be walking dead

[Jacob Cass (Zombified Piglin)]

I see you and your crew are sticking together

Know you are doomed when you get in the Nether

Zombified Piglins, we rolling to war

You know you can't pass this golden sword

You come to the Nether, I'm catching a body

Pig at day, at night, I'm a zombie

Bring a weapon 'cause I'm nothing to dance with

Got gold drip, got me looking enchanted

[Max Austin (Silverfish)]

What's that? What are you even doing?

Pack full of armor and you're still screaming

I'm a quick silver but I don't need the X Man

Fish man like Aquaman, except I'm from the mines, fam

May be tiny but that's my advantage

I blend in, you won't know what's attacking

Heart goes down like a girl friendzoning you in public

[Jixplosion (Vex)]

I'm pulling up with the squad

Going through blocks, we gangster

Got the steel on our arms

Don't wanna evoke our anger

Kill more villagers than the plague

He pops the smoke and I bring the aim

When I glow red, you'll glow red too

Try to test me, I'll pass right through

[Politicess (Phantom)]

I finna pull up with a Phantom, now they mad I'm on my grind

Mess with the squad, you'll catch dots in the night

If you ain't talking money, then hands finna fly

All 'bout my emeralds, man, I ain't got time

I'm in my prime, can't fuck with a random

Pull out the Glock and the shots finna land 'em

Ink for the paper, send you to your fandom

Fuck with the squad, I'll turn you to a phantom

[Baker The Legend (Steve)]

Young Steve, and I cannot believe

That the world I perceive is made of so many things

That are cube-shaped, yes I be the kid with the block face

Tryna make a world where I can escape, yeah