[Intro: Jack Black]

This is the greatest and best song in the world

(Through the Fire and the Flames)

[Verse 1: Jack Black & UKOGMonkey]

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here

We was hitchhiking down, a long and lonesome dong

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon dong

In the middle of Kyle

And he said

"Play the best the best the best the best

Or I'll FUCKING MURDER A CHILD!"

[Verse 2: Jack Black & Acai]

Well me and Kyle

We looked at each other

And we each said

"FUCK YOU, HELVIAN!"

And we played the first thing that came to our heads

Just so happened to be Solo C (good evening Japan)

It was the best song in the world

[Chorus: Jack Black]

Look into my crack and it's easy to see

One and one make one

Two and one make two

Kappa 123

Once every Solo C or so

When the dong doth shine, and the moon doth moon

And the memes doth grow

[Verse 3: Tenacious D & JasonParadise]

Needless to say, the beast was gay

Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh went his whoopy tail

And the beast was done

He asked us, "Play with my balls"

And we said "Okay."

"...That feels disgusting"

[Chorus: Jack Black, ZP Theart, JasonParadise & UKOGMonkey]

COCK!

Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh

Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaaaaah)

Ah Ah Ah (Whoaaaaaaaaah)

STOP!

This is the greatest dong in the world

And this is just the tip

I couldn't grow the greatest dong in the world

No, no, this is

(getting pounded. Seriously, I fucking love getting pounded!)

By the greatest dong in the world

All right, it was the greatest pounding in the world

All right, it was the best mother [Bleep]

The greatest SUCC in the world all right

[Bridge: UKOGMonkey & JasonParadise]

"Slap me daddy, slap me harder, mmm"

Memes memes memes memes memes

Memes memes memes memes memes

Memes memes memes memes memes

Memes memes memes memes memes

[Verse 3: Jack Black & Gordon Ramsay]

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends

That thong we sang on that fateful night

It didn't sound anything like (the lamb sauce?)

This is just (where's the lamb sauce?)

You've gotta (WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?)

And I wish you were (oh fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shite)

Good god! (shut the fuck up! Would you mind not being so rude?)

[Outro: Gordon Ramsay]

SHUT IT DOWN! You're shit, you are so shit you don't even realise what you're doing. GET OUT! Captain dick. Take the piss out of me now, fuckface