[Verse 1: Jack Black]

High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds

There sits Wonderboy sitting oh so proudly

Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck

Yeah, yeah

[Chorus: Jack Black]

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Interlude: Jack Black]

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman

Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy

With powers comparable to Wonderboy

What powers you ask?

I don't know, how about the power of flight

That do anything for ya?

That's levitation, holmes

How about the power to kill a yak

From 200 yards away

With mind-bullets!

That's telekinesis, Kyle

How about the power

To move you

[Verse 2: Jack Black]

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman

Rigga-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo

A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold

And blasting forth with three-part harmony

Yeow!

[Chorus: Jack Black]

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Interlude: Jack Black]

Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces

They formed a band the likes of which had never been seen

And they called themselves Tenacious D

That's right

[Bridge: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

Me and KG (That's me)

We're now Tenacious D

Come fly with me, fly

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus: Jack Black]

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Outro: Jack Black]

Oh, take my hand

Young Nastyman, and we'll fly

Bring out your broadsword, there's the Hydra

Slice his throat and grab his scrot'

You take the high road, I'll take the low

There, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice