Rock the house with the UFOs for fun

They didn't come to harm no one

They are not confined to Area 51, no

Rock the house with the UFOs for fun

Fun, fun

How did they get here from oh-so far away?

I hear you mumbling, grumbling

Skeptic, so you say

Have you ever heard of a wrinkle-in-time?

That's how they got here!

Through a wrinkle-in-time

All you wide-eyed dipshits

Man, you need the UFO

Just like [???]

Do you think you'd like to have a rectal pole shoved up your ass?

Do you think you'd like that?

Do you, motherfucker?

Fuck!

There's no such thing as a UFO