[Verse 1: Lee]

Well, me and K.G., yeah, we're going to sing

A little song about a few special things

Special things

Talking special things

Like when a friend gives a friend a helping hand

Helps his little buddy to understand

[Chorus]

That's a special thing

A very special thing

Yeah, take it, J.B

T-take it

[Verse 2: J.B & Lee]

I hate to interrupt the thing

That Lee was singing about him and K-G

Special thing

What do you think this is? Tenacious D: 3-D

No, no, no, no...

Like when K.G. hits a tin cup shot... on a Genesis golf (Tin Cup!)

[Chorus]

That's a special thing

A special thing!

[Verse 3]

Or when K.G

Pops in Jenny Craig mac and chee-

And hands it to me?

[Chorus]

That's a special thing [that's a special thing]

That's a special thing

[Verse 4: Lee & J.B]

Now one and one and one is three

A rare occasion for life's triple D

[Chorus]

KG JB and me [scats]

KG JB and me [scats]

KG JB and me [scats]

Now that's und special thing