[Verse 1]

Señorita, tasty mamacita

Tell me baby, what's your name

Oh, Conchita, won't you have a seat-a

Tell me baby, who's to blame?

[Hook 1]

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong

My body's shakin' out of control

[Verse 2]

His name is Larry, oh, he's really scary

Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar

Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder

Tell him that's he's gone too far

[Hook 2]

He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself

Now my blood is boilin' over my soul

Hey!

[JB & Larry]

I'm sorry, I didn't hear that

Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself?

Yeah

Well, I'm tellin' you to step outside

Oh really?

Yeah, we got some things to talk about a little lady named Conchita

Hey!

Yeah, you harmed her

What? Who said? Who are you?

Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit

*Fight*

[Bridge]

When my fist connects and Larry falls down to the ground

I see he's cut me with a bottle

My pistol rises, 'cause it's time to double down

Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle

[Interlude]

Donde estas mi horse? Alli

Digame, donde estas Larry? Alli?

En los montañes? Donde, en el cañon?

Muy bien, cold-water cañon?

Andale, pues, ha, ha, ha

[Interlude]

Ah, te amo mi Conchita

Yo tengo hambre para tu boca

Mira mi cara

Soy en fuego para tu beso

Mi amor

[Verse 3]

Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary

Thinkin' that he got away

With Conchita, oh, my mamacita

Kissing him upon the face

[Hook 3]

I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you

Now my mind is spinnin' out of control

Oh, oh, yeah!

[Outro]

Ah, I'm sorry mamacita

Oh, my little señorita

Ah, I'm sorry, señorita