Sasquatch - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

There were some scientists tried to figure the Sasquatch riddle

Then they figured out it was a missing link

"In Search of Sasquatch" that was a kickass In Search of

With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams (Ahhh!)

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe

His name was Sasquatch, so I'm told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe

Of the Indian tribe (Apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real

Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot, now you know he's real

Listen real close to the audio tape, not human, now you now know he's real

Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no fuckin' way, now you know he's real

Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real!

KG: Don't take this personally, 'cause it's not about your playing

JB: No dude, your drumming is kick-ass

It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG

KG: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio

JB: I hope there's no hard feelings

Sasquatch (Sasquatch)

We know your legend's real

Sasquatch (Sasquatch)

We know your love is real

Sasquatch

You and Tenacious D

Are

Real

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass

Open Mic Host: And who should I tell them said that?

Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend

Open Mic Host: Okay

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sasquatch: You know what, you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about

Open Mic Host: Oh, Okay, Sure

Sasquatch: See ya

Open Mic Host: So long