[Intro]

One, two, three, four, five

6-6-6

[Verse 1]

It doesn't matter if it is good, it only matters if it rocks

The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off

There's no such thing as a rock prodigy

'Cause rock-n-roll is bogus, right KG? Right

Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce

And that's why me and KG are classically trained

To rock your fuckin' socks off, give 'em a taste KG (Okay)

[Bridge]

That is Bach and it rocks

It's a rock block of Bach

That he learned in the school

Called the school of hard knocks

[Chorus 1]

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for rock, give it up for blues

Give it up for everything that is not to lose

Now rock your socks off, woman

We'll rock your shit up, y'all

Give it up children now to freak your shit out

All right

[Verse 2]

Now I know what a lot of you are saying

"I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days

I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar

Gain forty pounds and be the next D!"

Well, I got sour news for you, Jack

It ain't that easy

For instance, are you willing to make the commitment

To waking up at the crack of noon

For deep-knee rock squats!

Seven or eight at a time, in a row

How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment

To rock hard tasty abs, washer board style

Glistening in the sun

How 'bout are you willing to make the commitment

Waking up, going "Okay, it's gig time

What T-shirt am I gonna wear?

Can't decide, can't decide, brain aneurysm!"

We've been through so much bullshit

Just to be here tonight to rock your fuckin' socks off

And all we ask in return is so precious little

All we're askin' you to do is drop trou'

And squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on my chest (Oh...)

Two, three, four

[Chorus 2]

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for KG, give it up for me

Give it up for rock, give it up for blues

Give it up for everything that is not to lose

Now rock your socks off, woman

We'll rock your shit up, y'all

Give it up children, not to freak your shit out

Ah-all right

[Outro]

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