[Intro]

I wasn't very popular in high school

And I felt like I needed some group of people to accept me and to love me for who I am

And this is a song about that

[Verse 1]

Everything sucked in high school

So I moved to the Middle East

I kicked ass with the Krishna

I took on their belief, sister!

[Chorus]

Ah Hare Hare!

Ah Hare Krishna!

Oh fuckin' Hare!

[Verse 2]

Now I'm back home now

Momma don't like me

Daddy don't recognize me

[Chorus]

Well Hare Hare!

Ah Hare Krishna!

Oh fuckin' Hare!

[Outro]

Ah Hare Eh!