[Intro: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]

(Dude we gotta fuckin' write somethin' new. Come on)

*Strums a chord*

I don't like that

So far, ba— Off to a bad start

*KG strums another chord*

Better, closer, warmer

*KG strums another chord*

That's it! Okay

*Music starts up*

[Verse 1]

I love ya baby, but all I can think about is

Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

Now get it on

[Verse 2]

I see ya walkin', but all I can think about is

Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

Now I been set loose, ah, I'm shooting my juice, ah

Right in your caboose, now fuckin' get it on

Now get it on

Get it on

[Bridge]

Dianetics junior much better than Krishna

Dianetics cure you much better indeed

And all you people here, you're tremendous

(Except the people in the back)

And you're smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me and KG

All right, oh yeah, all right, oh my God

All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah)

All you motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer)

When you fight, you got to fight fair

You motherfucker, oh, you motherfucker

You know what time it is?

Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, go!

Fuck yeah

Yeah, yeah

[Outro]

Dude, that was TNT