Jack Black: BRRRRRRRRRRING!.. BRRRRRRRRRRRRING!

Kyle Gass: *Click sound* Two Kings

JB: Hey Kage

KG: Hey

JB: How's it goin?

KG: Good, good

JB: What're ya doin?

KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-

JB: I love you

KG: ... what'd you say?

JB: Said I love you, man. Just wanted to say it

KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That's awesome, fuckin' awesome... I mean, uh, that's cool you can, you can say that...

JB: ... Don't you have something to say?

KG: No... oh I mean, I uh, I like you. I like you too, dude

JB: Whoa whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I'm glad I fuckin' did this test on you. The friendship test

KG: What?

JB: No, man

KG: What are you talkin about?

JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you, that was a test, because man I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. *whistle* hoo hoo!

KG: But you don't?

JB: Boy!

KG: You don't, really love me?

JB: Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test ok? But barely! Ya know what you got?

KG: What I get?

JB: F plus. Click