[Intro]

Damn, a hard day's rocking

Better slip off m' shoes

Maybe give a little stretch, ah

And a bend, dip m' toe to jacuzzi, baby

Slip out this book, The Buttress of Windsor

Ho-ho-ho, who's this? How's it going?

[Verse 1]

That's the first thing I say to you

"How's it going? Are you flowing?"

Listen honey, thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you

Showin', growin'

Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass, and squeeze

And squeeze

[Verse 2]

Take off your blouse and your underpants

Then take a look 'cause here me and KG come naked

Out of the side hatch, with the oils and perfume and incense

Now you're groovin', put on a cool '70s groove

A funky groove to fuck to, a funky groove to fuck to

[Verse 3]

Me, me and KG, it's all about sex supreme

We likes to cream jeans (Sex)

Have you ever been worked on

By two guys who are hot for your snatch (Sex)

That's what I'm offering you

You step into our room

And then you smell the perfume

You lay upon our roundish bed

And then you feel a tickling on your head

It's KG with the feather and the French tickler

Look out baby, he got the tools

And then you feel something down by your feet

It's me, it's JB, I'm suckin' upon your toes

[Verse 4]

We don't mind suckin' on toes

Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes, oh

Having sex with me and KG

Now you're talking double team, supreme

[Bridge]

Let's roll

(Ahhh) Ah, haa-aah

What? Yeah

Huh? Nah

Ohhh

Ah, that's it, that's right

Ohmygah, oh-I-think-I'm-gonna

Ohh! Deht! Deht! Eee

Splooge

[Outro]

That was the one (Hail Satan)

Hail Satan (Hail Satan) Hail Satan