Cock Pushups

By Tenacious D

On Tenacious D

Released on September 25, 2001

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KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...

JB: Yeah?

KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?

JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, I been doin' cock push-ups

KG: Cock push-ups?

JB: Yeah

KG: What are those?

JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground

KG: Yeah

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground

KG: No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?

JB: Well not at first

KG: Yeah?

JB: But over time

KG: Hmm, how, how many push-ups can you do?

JB: Cock push-ups?

KG: Yeah... I guess you could only do one really

JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need