[Verse 1]

She's 39, but she still looks young

Not very young, but a lot of fun

She's my 39 lady in the sun

49 and I'm feelin' fine

In the sun that's a lot of fun

Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

[Hook 1]

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

I think about her every day and night

39-year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

[Verse 2]

I'm 49, drinkin' white wine

Not goin' out with no 19-year-old chickities no more

From now on I got my 39-year-old whore, oh!

[Hook 2]

Don't you call her a whore

I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out

She's sweet and she's getting old

And she's mine, to have and to hold

[Verse 3]

She needs a dentist appointment quick

I pay for it and she suck-a my dick

When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus

[Hook 3]

I stick the finger in it!

Then I fuckin' didariddly doo

And I fuckin' gots to spew

Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe

Get me a tissue

[Verse 4]

Chardonnay in the setting sun

She's 39, but she's number one

Get the apartment just right, she comin' over tonight

[Hook 4]

I like it 'cause I don't feel scared

She's 39, I'm in my underwear

Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

She's knockin' on my door!

[Verse 5]

I open the door

There she is, not too bad, good enough

39-year-old lady, young enough for me

Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me

Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me

Mature woman, she my lady

[Bridge]

Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah

She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys, na na na na na

She's mine, she's my special lady

Special lady

[Outro]

We can see a fuckin' movie

And agree it's a total piece of shit

Comfortable shoes

Never lose

We can fuckin' talk about some things

She don't need no diamond rings

She don't need no diamond rings