[Spoken: Narrator]

The Earth did not stop spinning that day

The apocalypse was a dud

But what becomes of civilization?

Do we revert? Or do we transcend?

Do we revert? Or do we transcend?

It is up to you, the listener, to decide

[Spoken: Narrator]

If you are feeling pessimistic, please advance to the next track, entitled 'Firebrand'

If you are feeling optimistic, please advance forward three tracks, to the one entitled 'Fruit Bat'

If you are unsure about how best to proceed? Please pause this album to reflect and consult with family members, friends, colleagues, financial advisors, local governing bodies, and/or messianic figures in your life

If you've been listening on shuffle mode? May the deity of your choice have mercy on your weary soul

[Spoken: Narrator]

When I say "Please choose wisely", you will have ten seconds to make a decision before a decision is made for you

[Spoken: Narrator]

Please choose wisely