Tricky the Clown vs. Springtrap

By Teimunity

On Teimunity’s Rap Battles - Ch. 3

Released on May 17, 2026

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[Verse 1: Tricky the Clown (TaigaTonic)]

Here's the scoop: There’s only one rule, Afton; CLOWN GOES FIRST!

So if you even make a peep, I'll have you GROUND TO DIRT!

I knew I smelt a rat when I walked in this Chuck E. Cheese

You look like The Trix Rabbit if he had sold crack to teens!

Afton, come join my circus! (YUH!) Or I'll prescribe you with some hard pain

Then I’ll put in my two cents…'fore wrecking through your arcade!

‘Guess Mystery's Incorporated watching you descend through madness

You've been such a ghost, they casted Shaggy just to even catch him!

Oops! My bad! (HA HA HA!) I forgot you were fragile!

I forgot you were a horrible father, who fostered a lobby of animatronics with all of his offspring inside of their bodies and hobbled to slaughter more toddlers but soon they all caught him

So it's pretty odd that the suit was the only time you and your family were ever locked in! (HA HA HA!)

THIS REVENANTS A FRAUD, THERE'S NO CONTEST

I'VE BEEN PRETTY KNOWN TO FUCK UP GODS IN MY COMPLEX

KIDS LEFT YOU LIKE A GANJA, SMOKED YOUR PACK THEN SCORCHED UP

THEY LEFT YOU ON READ UNLIKE YOUR FANS WITH YOUR LORE DUMPS!


[Verse 2: Springtrap (ZXY)]

A jester…in…the face of…a king…

I'm fairly certain I am not one you’re harming

It’s a one man army against one man…who's armless…

You caused the improbability across your gray land

Go fight Chica’s Rainbow if you want your world to fade fast

Now you seek a different Golden Arches in your win plan

Want order restored, Ronald? Go fetch me a Big Mac

You're the Auditor's puppet…another Jack in the Box…

I'd rot again in my stomach before I’m bound to a fraud…

Once he got what he wanted…you were cast from the plot

I never needed a halo…I was always a god-


[Verse 3: Tricky the Clown]

YAAAAWN…I SOUND BORED, PRESSING BUTTONS ON THE SOUNDBOARD

HOW'D YOU LET THE GUARDS ESCAPE? THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE DOORS

RUNNING ‘ROUND THE OFFICE WHEN AN AUDIO REPLAY LOOPS

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN LET THEM CLICKER TRAIN YOU!

EVER SINCE SCOTT CAWTHON LEFT, THE NEW DEVS TOOK THAT FOOLS SOUL

PULLED THE STEEL WOOL OVER ALL OUR EYES WITH OVERUSED CODE

ONLY KEPT ALIVE UNTIL THEY FIGURED OUT A NEW FOE

YOUR ENTIRE LEGACY IS JUST A LIVING TOMBSTONE!


[Verse 4: Springtrap]

My animatronics carried a lineage…

It seems the both of us only grew…from others singing…

But when they banned Buds and The Bomb exploded like crazy

Your end was like the circus: never made for babies

You kill effective, clown, but I'm shocked you don't leave more dead

I'd permanently burn from the reflection of that forehead

So call me Chris Krinkles, I gift you this firmly:

The rest of your hair back, guess Christmas came early

I'm sure to put this doctor in an early retirement

I assume that you had lost your mind BEFORE they were biting it

This fight hasn't even reached the night, and Tricky's met a lethal end

Somewhere beneath Nevada…I know we'll meet again…