Released on January 1, 2026

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[Verse 1: Four (ENNWAY)]

Listen up, contestants! X will be hosting today’s challenge

There’s an egg on the premises that’s needing my absence

(HA!) Don’t think I haven’t noticed you stalking my competition

I’ll crack this egg on his head and give him a proper dissing!

Don’t know your game, but one look at your insides will show we don’t flow the same, yolk for brains

So you better get the picture or you’ll leave like the clown

I’ll put you on a skillet so you won’t be sticking around


[Verse 2: Flumpty (M!CAH)]

Well, hi, I’m an egg, I transcend far beyond your comprehension

I marked your little spot as mine, kinda like what X did

Beat is the furthest you’ve got me, and that won’t stop me

To show how you’re such a bad host, I’ll chop it up like salami!

So you locked them in a classroom, wasting, constantly called abrasive

Slaughtered them as a game but promised that you weren’t dangerous

Tortured them every day, with yelling or rearranged limbs

And all of a sudden, you’re the one who got manipulated?

(Hmmm…) I don’t think that adds up, now does it?

Four’s the number, but I’m greater, and that fact’s in the dozens

I wouldn’t recommend running, 'cause the party’s just getting started

And for Cake at Stake, the prize will be pieces of your carcass!

[Verse 3: Four]

ENOUGH!!! I’m not letting the breakfast club beat me!

You can’t slip me the bill and snatch the win like Leafy

It won’t be that easy, from the start, you’ve been done!

I’ll leave you sunny side up when I take over the sun!

So you can jump at me with noisy screams, it’s nothing I ain’t done before

I’ll aim and you’ll be scrapped by the laser like ONAF 4

Gather all your circus freaks, it’s bout to get tragic

I’ll reconfigure those weirdos until they’re Jono-chromatic!

This isn’t Hard Boiled Mode, but I can tell he’s desperate, cracked at the seams

Whether you’re scrambled or quiched, you still lost battling me

So once you see the stars, you’ll know when this fight has ended

You’ve been toasted from the beginning, NOW THAT’S A BALANCED BREAKFAST!


[Verse 4: Flumpty]

I didn't like that verse, so now you have to burn

Get ready for this, Four, because now it’s MY TURN…

Despite the fact that you're a nutcase, I still have the harder shell

And now you’re like your co-host, hurdling down into my hell

You said you took the sun, but to me, you took a falling star

Even your contestants dropped you for half of the man you are

(Ahahaha!) You should’ve stayed at your playset

Eggtree chopped down your Riddle School, now that’s de-four-estation!

I’ll divide the essence from your eyes, and now your life is mine to pull

Uh-oh! Four’s body was left… UNR-EGG-COGNIZABLE!