Duck Life vs. Run

By Teimunity

Released on September 30, 2025

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[Verse 1: Duck Life (ClarenceTheDuck)]

Hatch out the egg, it's the chick on the screen

Everyone's peeping at this peeps game, even the teach!

Yeah, I'm proficient in swimming, that means I'm good with the flow

I'll be ahead of this race, and I don't even have toes!

I grew up in the farmlands, chucking seeds in the days sun

You're a little amoeba begging someone to race 'em

Just do what you do best, and try to escape, run

Or else, I'll have to circle you on both sides like space buns!

You're like a broken record, they should call you repeater

She's stuck in an infinite runner without a tunnel to lead her

I'm also cruising through your levels, I'm a wonderful leader

Swoop in the win like it's Nike, and you'll get flung out your sneakers!

So stop your racing, it's this loss you're taking

You're a constant pain in every constellation

I know you got no home, and phoning ain't easy

So run until you fall off of a tile again, E.T


[Verse 2: Run (Jenni No Mercy)]

You've been to space before? Then you should know you're messing with a star

You'll get destroyed since I caught wind of you, just like your farm

I'll take the crown from you, and blitz through your summer

Cus it's the little ugly duckling 'gainst the infinite runner!

I've lapped dinosaurs, angels, even otherworldly gods

It took you three whole games to even learn how to properly walk

That scientist wholeheartedly made such a dumb thing

Out of everything to make, he landed on buff ducklings?

Then it took a whole year for them to realize

Hey! Maybe ducks shouldn't be genetically modified

So they put the rest of the jocks straight to the chopping block to feed

I would double check if what you're eating is seeds

My running form is impeccable, check the lines I bring

I'll cook a duck, straight up, like I'm the Fire King

But he left you abandoned, now you're in a runt

And finding any good things in your new games? Now that's a treasure hunt

I got so much dirt on you, I run through a tunnel

To even make you rap, I'd have to feed your seeds through a funnel

But you would probably topple over before you got to finish, right

Just wave that flag white 'fore you touch the finish line

[Interlude: Run, Duck Life,

Bloxorz]

Woah woah woah, what's going on?!

What did you do?

Dude, I didn't do anything, I don't know what's going... on...?

Sorry to crash the party, fellas


[Verse 3: Bloxorz (Ervy)]

I may be a little rusty, but check the game, I fit the mold

Do some chubby chumps like me, topple over and fold

Just stop the squabbling before they can talk more

I'll box anyone thinking to square up 'gainst Bloxorz

See now I ain't getting jumped, so best silence those words in full

I got greater heights than both of you, just look at my vertical

Yeah, I'm slipping in perfectly, but I think I should note

That if I wanted a 2v2, I would split in half and cook you both

Now lemme start this off, you best run, Run

An extraterrestrial death I'll pull when I sling this iron like rust, bud

This sick guy with six sides gonna hit a quick side with his six shooter

Aim for the prize, then I'll taking your lives, like it's Space Invaders and Duck Hunt

And the ducks gameplay's always been redundant

If he doesn't have seeds, then he won't do one thing

And this microbe took a step in my dungeon

She would fall through a tile cus she can't outrun shit

Move like the Great Wall of China, one way out, one fall straight to hell

I'm ending this battle right here in a Flash... ring a bell?


[Verse 4: Papa Louie (DillyDally)]

Order up! Rev up those fryers, y'all are buns and y'all are goofy

Call this a family reunion, you'll get sonned by Papa Louie

I'm the father of the cooking genre, I've no time for basic games

This italians topping you like it's dollops of mayonnaise

You see I'm the best when it comes to cooking things

Louie's getting groovy with the sauce like I was making wings

Culinary expert but I bet that you taste awful

So I'll cook you up and sell it off as "NEW! CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!"

And don't worry runner, I got more than rocks to throw back at 'ya

The only end you'll get to is the one on my spatula

The savior of Munchmore, and much more ahead

Cus I've been beefing with aliens since you grew your own legs!

The customers might have to wait a bit, while I go grab the heater

There's some frozen meat I forgot I left in the freezer

Your potentials like my competitors restaurants: wasted

Clock your shit and now I'm clocking out, where's my paycheck?

[Interlude: Duck Life, Run, Bloxorz, Papa Louie, Fireboy and Watergirl]

*All except Fireboy and Watergirl yelling*

Hey, uh t-this isn't too bad

EWEWEWEWEWEW! Wha-what the heck is this?! Why am I drifting?!

It's a good thing a block like me can float

Mama Mia... I don't get paid enough for this...

You ready for one last adventure? Wouldn't miss it for the world

[Verse 5: Fireboy (VonnyVerse), Watergirl (Vanes), Both]

You guys are really messing with some veterans

Came back with a second wind, now we're in our elements!

I've been burning for new competition, let this ember spit

Drift in like a river with the flow, yeah, we came to win!

I ain't chicken, set a aviary ablaze

And bring new meanings to exterminating an alien race

Yeah, no matter the terrain you're boarding on, the fans are bored of ya

The both of you are running through the same repeated formulas!

I'll tip a box over like I'm splashing a wave

Who looks as if it's been through a massive decay

I would evaporate if you passed me a scrape

So I'll lightly poke you into an acidic grave

And I don't think that Little Caeser wants a freaking piece of me

I ain't letting Pizza Pete toss me like his pizza, please

Got a bunch of spots, but I don't think you're paped up

You ain't making bank, nah, I'm banking on you going bankrupt!

It's pretty obvious we'd be the ones to leave you dorks owned

We shine through the competition like a quartz stone

Fireboy and Watergirl, flames with the fluids

Escaped the temple once again, yeah, we left y'all in ruins