[Verse]

A slew of hoppers in the pond

But I’m like a super shopper mom

‘Cause once I’ve found my target, I don’t even think about [themall]

I’m used to hopping in my car

‘Cause where I shop is often far

Perhaps I choose my target so I don’t stay drinking at the bar

[Chorus]

There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues

A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse

A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse

[Verse]

When I arrive they’re always closed

It’s no surprise, it’s something I’d already known

But still, I pull the doors my hardest, cause I can’t stand camping out alone

[Bridge]

I’ll be sunny once you open up

Until then I’ll hold my dough

‘Cause what I need must be inside

Or maybe I myself provide

What I seek from Target, and maybe all I have to do is try

[Chorus]

There’s something about the drive that blinds the iris blues

A store fit to patronize provides me my excuse

A morbid and glamorized disguise of self abuse