Roevolution

By Ted Roe

On Grams

Released on June 13, 2012

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[Gil Scott Heron *Fades Out*]

We'd like to do a poem for you called:

"The Revolution Will Not Be Televised"

Primarily because it won't be...

You will not be able to stay home, brother

You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out

You will not be able to lose yourself on skag

And skip out for beer during commercials

Because the revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox

In 4 parts without commercial interruptions

The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle

And leading a charge by John Mitchell

General Abrams & Mendel Rivers...

To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be brought to you by the

Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star

Natalie Wood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia...


[Ted Roe]

Mama told me there'd be days like this

Now I'm broke and pissed off because it stays like this

While D-boys push packs to stack major chips

Makes me wanna get a sack, and break it down to bits

(Right?! Yeah!) but that I ain't what I do man

I'm the dumb nigga that chose to go to school, man

This shit is not College Hill material

Bought books and got milk in the fridge, but no cereal

Bitches cost a grip, I know an Alpha that'll swipe em

Couple bops that do it, and for payment I could pipe em

But I'm gripin. These Pigs is pushing chargers looking nice...

Devil's pies still in the streets, I'm droolin' for a slice

No loans, smooth cruise, 22's with the dice

Present into hindsight, looking at a new life (Right?!)

But I also know that as a man, some mud can turn to blood

When you want it off your hands

Woke up from my street dream, came up with a master plan

There's a cost to be the boss and step one is selling Grams...

Step one is selling Grams

There's a cost to be the boss, and step one is selling Grams


[Gil Scott-Heron *Fades Back In, Out*]

...with a clear conscience and a college degree

The irony of it all, of course, is when a pale face

SDS motherfucker dares look hurt when I tell him

To go find his own revolution

He wonders why I tell him that America's revolution

Will not be the melting pot but the toilet bowl

Back goes pale face to basics

Does Little Orphan Annie have a natural?

Do Sluggos kinks make him a refugee from Mandingo?

What does Webster say about soul?

I say: you silly, trite motherfucker

Your great grandfather tied a ball and chain to my balls

And bounced me through a cotton field

While I lived in an unflushable toilet bowl

And now you want me to help you overthrow what?

The only Truth that can be delivered to a four year revolutionary

With a whole card i.e. skin is this:


[Ted Roe]

Hard liquor hit my liver, pull the trigger with ease

Ron Paul would call me "Nigga"; I'm not hanging from trees

I'm just hanging on some trees, with my G's, I'm the realer

Chairman of the Frogs: Revolution's Log Dealer

Signed, Sealed, Delivered, Theodore is the notary

This is to the Black Hole we shit on, openly

Most def, we hoped and prayed the quality improves

Keep us wishing for the carrot like an Ass that couldn't chew

"But Obama..." WHAT'S NEW?! Onto the next objective

“But what about The Church?” They think my mouth is too reckless

Yet I love my niggas, so I transmit The Message

They respond and we here like Mills Lane: "Let's Get It On!!"

Swamp Up at The Pond, like a river, flow's ridiculous

Stay spittin' pus like syphilus so bitch niggas can't get wit us

Dig in em like chicken guts, survivors turn to kicking dust

If you take our lickings and keep ticking: it's considered luck

Fours on the truck, DUB's on the Benz

Make a list of broke niggas and reanalyze your friends

Or pull the ends together, make a circle and defend

Like a clan, and FUCK where you're from, where do you stand?

Gangster state of mind, middle finger to the man

There's a cost the be the boss and step one is selling Grams...

Step one is selling Grams. There's a cost to be the boss

And step one is selling Grams


[Gil Scott-Heron *Fades In*]

...Beverly Hillbillies and Hooterville Junction

Will no longer be so goddamned relevant, and

Women will not care if Dick finally screwed Jane

On Search for Tomorrow because Black people

Will be in the street looking for a brighter day

The revolution will not be televised

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock

News and no pictures of hairy-armed women liberationists

And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose

The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb

Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell

Tom Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdinck

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be right back after a message about

A white tornado, white lightning, or white people

You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom

The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl

The revolution will not go better with Coke

The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath

The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat

The revolution will not be televised

Will not be televised, Will not be televised, not be televised

The revolution will be no re-run brothers;The revolution will be live