[Commercial]

"There's actually just one big thing on which most people base their final decision."

[Intro: Tech N9ne]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hungry! Hungry!

Starving!

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

I think it's safe to say I'm a monster

Yeah, because killin' is my mantra

Fellas wanna see me dead upper yonder

But the women are fond of Ron, it's Don they conjure

I'm big-headed 'cause Tecca N9na stay breaded

I get it the wettest, competitive, I just shredded your bed

It's the crevice I fetish, call the medic you're deaded

Push and pull, you're placed at pathetic

Soul is so not sympathetic

I'm on a roll, creepin' and I am outta control

Women see Tecca N9na as the matter in the commode

So I'm in there, like swimwear

On a lady that's ridin' inside of what's skin bare

I'm so hard, niggas don't even wanna face me

But it's the opposite with their women, they taste me

So many hoes witness the trouble I bring, they cling for the stream

I'm the king, I go by the name of "the thing"

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & (Tech N9ne)]

It's sorta like a whatchamacallit (The thing!)

If you ever saw it (The thing, the thing!)

Give it to you like there's no tomorrow

Sorta like both of ours (The thing, the thing!)

You believe in what you believe in, B.I.G. for a reason (The thing, the thing!)

All in 'em like I live in 'em hoes

The thing's what I'm givin' 'em though

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

Heart breaker, body part taker

From your lady, negras hate us 'cause thou art fakers

Schemin' when seekin' I found a tush

When I blow that kush with a rhyme, and I be beatin' around the bush

Area, I'm scarier than malaria, the carrier of hysteria

I swear he's just nefarious, with hairy nuts, the cherries bust

Don't tell me to zip it, I'm wicked

Your ladies, they take me in like a whip it

Got a mind of my own, I'm in a zone

I get deep into her like Tech N9ne in a song

You can't tell me nothin', I'm in my prime and I'm grown

My homie N9na behind, I still climbin' alone

Ill spit, real sick, need help real quick

See nobody can hit the kill switch

Still chill chicks, come and get me somethin' that I can feel, bitch

Drill stick, I am Tech N9ne's dilsnick

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & (Tech N9ne)]

It's sorta like a whatchamacallit (The thing!)

If you ever saw it (The thing, the thing!)

Give it to you like there's no tomorrow

Sorta like both of ours (The thing, the thing!)

You believe in what you believe in, B.I.G. for a reason (The thing, the thing!)

All in 'em like I live in 'em hoes

The thing's what I'm givin' 'em though

[Interlude: Tech N9ne in reverse]

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Wonk ehs gniht tsrow eht m'I

Worg ew neht triuqs a reh evig

Woleb m'I ,tleb ym s'ereh

Orgen siht etsat annaw yeht

Elohw evaeh 'lo eht meht evig

Elohw em wollaws annaw sehctiB

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko & (Tech N9ne)]

It's sorta like a whatchamacallit (The thing!)

If you ever saw it (The thing, the thing!)

Give it to you like there's no tomorrow

Sorta like both of ours (The thing, the thing!)

You believe in what you believe in, B.I.G. for a reason (The thing, the thing!)

All in 'em like I live in 'em hoes

The thing's what I'm givin' 'em though