S.I.M.O.N. Says

By Tech N9ne

On The Worst

Released on September 12, 2000

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[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

Simon say I can make a grip if I load up this clip

And empty off in a mother, if I want to get paid

Ain't no games to be played, scarface I watch on a daily basis

Smokin' laces, goin' different places, stickin' milli' in they faces, no cases

Lucky me 'cause Simon said I'm gonna live through the shoot of

Sellin' big buddha, blunts big enough for a pharmaceutical distributor

Pimp you the, go down on how many words demanded me and Bakari, Evil Ward, PKW

I ran this, my shit was landed, playa vision was my decision, fuckin' school 'cause my teachers' a fool for followin' rules

When I make that run, when I make that sound when I pop that gun

Leaving demons numb, releasing feces, piss and cum

Damn, my future's looking manic, satanic, forces ran it

Dammit, I'm in a frantic state of panic

And it don't matter none to me 'cause Simon got my head

I'm mentally dead and I'll pump you full of lead, just 'cause Simon said


[Chorus: Charmelle Cofield]

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says


[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

Bitches, Biancas, and Biatchresses, it's all the same

Simon says he already equipped me with hella game

Paid me for these small deeds

And get Nathan, but I'll run up in it, all creeds, planting the seeds

He said I can stick it with no protection

I know flection, with a hoe with no J on my erection

It's not a God call, hittin' this fraud wall, I'm just an oddball

Running back and forth in Todd Hall

All, these bitches, swingin' on my inches

Thinkin that they gettin' white picket fences, on my expenses

Simon said no worries, Hakuna Matata

But my dick is heated like an enchelotta, it's gettin' hotta

Nobody move, nobody get burned, bullshit if I'm on Flex

I guess then I'm on it when I get dressed with the latex

I bone it, but I don't dumb, niggas like me end up dead

For fuckin' neck and head, just because Simon said


[Chorus: Charmelle Cofield]

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says


[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]

Sex, indica, ooh, money, obsession, neglect, that's what S.I.M.O.N. means

But I heard this voice say, "Hey Tech, what about your dreams?"

Fuck that dreamin' and do this dirt, said that Si-ah-mo-in

You gotta act like you want to be livin' fat like a Samoan

Caught up in listening to Simon, this time I chose to kick rhymes

Get mine, the big times waitin' for me was tryin' to get signed

Witness hearin' my mom's

Got a record deal with Jimmy Jam and Terry Louis, prospective then my shit bomb

BOOM! In the face

I'm on the paper chase

Simon said he couldn't believe I resorted to rhymin', get your shit together, no time for relaxin'

Time to go back to poppin' your 9 milli jackson

So what, I'm stuck, but, I'm hearing voices saying fuck that nigga named Simon

Get with a nigga named Diamond

And now, a nigga from the MidWest

Is 'bout to have these Biancas hearing me widespread, fuck what Simon said


[Chorus: Charmelle Cofield]

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says

Simon says

Sex, indica, money, obsession, neglect

Oh yeah

Simon says