[Intro: Tech N9ne & Female voice]
Uh-uh-uh
What?
KJOMD baby
What's KJOMD?
This right here
[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
'Cause its all that's on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
'Cause they seem to love you more, baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know
But it gets me what I need
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
'Cause they love you more than me, baby
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
You ever been in a predicament
When you and your lady are fussin'
And cussin' and she don't wanna deal with you
But you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her
And all of a sudden she wanna chill and have a meal with you
That's crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you
All she want is the pecker to fetch her
My tallywacker to break her back and no chatter
When she mad at you no matter what kinda ill you do
My dick get all the love
So many women got jaws for blood
And they even give drawers, they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for mug
(Hahh) I know my breath don't stink
Any more neglect then my chest gon' sink
Baby, I want love and a kiss thang, it's pain
What I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, mane
[Hook]
Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
'Cause its all that's on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
'Cause they seem to love you more
I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know
But it gets me what I need, baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
'Cause they seem to love you more
[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I can already see the call
They don't wanna be with me at all
They just wanna go D to balls
I shouldn't have ever let it be free to y'all
'Cause my heart be hurtin' but my private part be squrtin'
I don't even get attention in spurts
Whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain
I even have a lot sayin'
"I ain't givin' you none but I can suck you off", Damn!
"I don't think I would ever cut you off
'Cause look at the crazy amount of nut you lost"
But they all wanna bone me
They don't want to get to know me, they wanna dome me but I'm hungry
For lovin' I never get because of my dick, bitch I'm lonely
[Hook]
Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
I get so jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
'Cause they seem to love you more
I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know
But it gets me what I need
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]
Kali Baby!
It gets me into problems and it gets me out
Gets me in arguments and don't even know what it's 'bout
Call him the Black n' Decker Pecker, he's a home wrecker
Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker
See, is it him or me?
Lately we becoming enemies
Only like me when I'm in between 'em
And they say they love me when I'm in the V
I try to tell them get out and then they spit out
Or scream, saying my ding-a-ling they can't live without
Abusin my unit, just wish they loved me more then my middle
[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
I said you love me but I hate you (Fo' Sho)'
You can't see me but I've watched you (Grow)
Got a women but you love them (Hoes)
If there's a way to stop ya, I don't (Know)
I'm kind of jealous
I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know
It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
My johnson, my unit, my peter, my schlong, my everything wrong
I'm kinda jealous
Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Yeah...