[Interlude: Person One(?), Person Two(?) & TV Channel]

See what's on this TV

Yeah

See honey, now your eggs are cold!

Oh no, you didn't!

Ahahaha.. That's funny, "Oh no, you didn't!"

In today's top news story: "NV" stands for "No Vaginas"

Nigga, I knew it this whole time!

I knew they was gay!

Yeah.. *Scream* Oh shit?!

So, in the case of Little Ikle..

Damn, she a hoe

Melvin, you are not the father! "Yes!"

Hell yeah.. man! Boy I know that nigga ain't..

And the grammy nominations..

Oh leave it there, leave it there, hold on

For song of the year are..

Oh, song of the year?

..Krizz Kaliko - Do It Like I Do It

Woo! Yeah! That's that joint. Kali baby!

Yeah, that's that joint! That song hot

Kutt Calhoun - Bunk Rock Chick

I don't know! Oh, I don't know! Kutt might-

Yeah, yeah! He (?) special. Uh-huh

Tech N9ne - Like Yeah

Damn! This is like a competition! Yeah!

They be spittin'- Tech be spittin' though

Definitely. Definitely

816 Boys - Areola

Aww, nigga!

...Areola! Ooh, areola!

Hell yeah!

I don't know what to think about it

I hope these niggas win, man!

I don't know!

Man, that's my joint!

Yeah, it's a tough one, it's a tough one!

That's my joint!

And the winner is...

816 Boys - Areola!

Hell yeah!! Yeyeah! -reola! Ooh, areola!

[Outro: Tech N9ne]

*zipping noise*

Give me that damn remote, nigga that's bullshit!