[Intro]

Oh shit, we gotta go

Dead Rising

[Hook]

(Dead Rising) Here they come

(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns

(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch

I'll survive the apocalypse

[Verse 1]

Wakin' up quick, what's in my town?

A crowd of people makin' chewing sounds

Chompin' on fingers heads and feet

Yo, it's time to go 'cause that's a zombie

But first, I need to grab some supplies

A gun, grenades, batteries and flashlights

A first aid kit and my Rambo knife

An M16, ammo and zip ties

The bodies are rising up from the dead

I grab the shotgun under my bed

Mom walks up and I shoot her in the head

Everybody's gone, they left me for dead

Keep you in the sights and I'm makin' you bleed

Chainsaw on my bike, mow you down at full speed

Light your ass up and watch you cook

My zombie killing skills are off the hook

Quick, we gotta go, man

Look at all these fuckin' zombies

[Hook]

(Dead Rising) Here they come

(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns

(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch

I'll survive the apocalypse

(2x)

[Verse 2]

Shootin' at zombies can be such fun

I'm a man on a mission, double-fistin' two guns

That hot zombie chick, I think I used to know her

Until she got a face full of my flamethrower

Drivin' that car, smashin' mad amounts

Of undead zombies, rockin' body counts

Eat some food to keep my energy

Some psycho motherfucker always chasin' me

Move in quick, no time to pause

Slap Chop your face with my Wolverine claws

Run and blast, decapitate your dome

Or leave you twitchin', cleave meat from bone

Act like a clown, always wearin' a hat

Home run, always swingin' a bat

Put on a suit that makes me laugh

And a mask on my grill makin' you go splat

[Hook]

(Dead Rising) Here they come

(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns

(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch

I'll survive the apocalypse

(2x)

[Verse 3]

Need to double wrap my wang right quick

If I plan to get down with some zombie chicks

But you need penicillin for that infection

No undead slobber on my erection

Correction, it's a bad idea

To hook up with you, gettin' zombie gonorrhea

Makin' milkshakes out of brains and marrow

Dawn of the Dead like George Romero

It's out of control, I gotta kill them all

Knee cappin' you fools, straight watchin' you fall

The situation here is gettin' sticky

Tryin' to bite my neck and give me a hickey

But I ain't down with that, not by a damn sight

I ain't no appetizer, you ain't takin' a bite

I'll blast your brains right through your lips

I'll survive the apocalypse

[Hook]

(Dead Rising) Here they come

(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns

(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch

I'll survive the apocalypse

(2x)

[Verse 4]

To the left and the right, I evade and swerve

Try to take me out? That is absurd

To the front and the back, I duck and weave

Leave your busted-ass teeth by ground at your feet

Butcherin' bodies like they were cattle

Wait, hold on, you want a zombie rap battle?

Ha ha ha, well, give it a shot

Here's the mic, show me what you've got

(zombie babble)

Try it again, can't understand you

(zombie babble)

Need to brush your teeth, it smells like shit

(zombie babble)

Need to check that scalp, it's growin' worms

Sorry son, you just got dissed

I'll survive the apocalypse

[Hook]

(Dead Rising) Here they come

(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns

(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch

I'll survive the apocalypse

(2x)