[Intro]
Let's pwn some noobs
A-har-har-har
Pwn some noobs
[Verse 1]
Meet me in the lobby, go and get your gun
We can 1v1, it will be so fun
On a Friday night, nothing else to do
Let's get together and pwn some noobs
Gamers do it better, you can't deny
Because we respawn when we die
The UAV just came online and
Now there's nowhere you can hide
[Hook 1]
Your team, my team, I won't hesitate
To aim right down the scope and blast your face
Thermal reticle, red dot or iron sights
When I get you in my field of view, you better say goodnight
(Say goodnight)
[Pre-Chorus 1]
You lag so bad, that's your excuse
And if I camp ,I'm "breaking the rules"
And because I killed you I'm "using hacks"
That's not cheating, that's knowing the map
[Chorus]
I know you're gonna rage quit
And I know you can't handle this
And I know you're gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with
(2x)
[Repeat Intro]
Let's pwn some noobs
A-har-har-har
Pwn some noobs
[Verse 2]
When I get the shotty, it's time to raid
And if you hide from my guns, then I'm throwing grenades
And if you get too close, I'm using a knife
Ginsu your neck from the left to the right
And when I dropshot I am for the knees
Don't give a goddamn if you wanna prestige
So stop yelling at me through your microphone
You sound like a kid that needs to get owned
[Hook 2]
Run around the map, spin around looking all confused
Ragequit like a bitch because you've got something to prove
(Like that you're not a virgin)
Online there's tryhards, retards, and the like
(Lot of friendly people online)
Makin' excuses everytime they die
(My controller's batteries are dead)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
You've got an HDTV the size of a truck
Bought the best Turtle Beaches and you still suck
Always have to have a reason as to why you lost
"I didn't have host and he's got an aimbot"
(Yeah, I got my aimbot at K-Mart. $5.99, Bluelight Special)
[Chorus]
I know you're gonna rage quit
And I know you can't handle this
And I know you're gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with
(2x)
[Bridge]
Stop it dude, nobody likes a bitch
I didn't "glitch the map", I didn't "lagswitch"
I just try to hide, and be accurate
Pwning noobs like you until they rage quit
"How do I dropshot? How do I aim, bro?"
"What's a MOAB? Is it painful?"
"I'm on a death streak, I stole another kill"
"I can hit you sometimes if you're standing still"
"I'm as accurate as a blind guy"
"When I call in Air Support, somehow I die"
"I found a guy standing still, he's AFK"
"I pull the trigger and I miss his ass anyway"
"My KDR is negative, but I'm not bad"
"I've got MLG written in my gamertag"
Newsflash, here's some gamer truth
If you can't spot the noob, then the noob is you
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
I know you're gonna rage quit
And I know you can't handle this
And I know you're gonna ragequit
So hurry up and get it over with
(2x)