[Intro]
B A T P I M P
B A T P I M P
[Verse 1]
I'm Batman, bitch, better recognize
I'll float down from the sky, take out the bad guys
One by one, it ain't no thang
I'll bust your lip right quick with my Batarang
I got pointy little ears, there's no escape
No superpowers, but I have a dope cape
Make no mistake, if you're a criminal
I'll explode your brain like it was subliminal
And I'll grab your girlfriend, we'll go for a ride
'Cause Alfred put condoms on the inside
Of the Batmobile, and if it starts to rocking
The alarm is armed, so don't bother knockin'
I work alone - don't mean to be a dick
Kick Robin to the curb - don't need no sidekick
I'm sick with the rooftop skills, uh huh
Can't fly, but I can glide like airforce one
[Chorus 1]
Batman, like LL Cool J - I'll knock you out
Batman, oh yeah, I'm what Willis was talking about
Batman, I hardly ever sweat 'cause my suit is porous
Batman, I got hella more ass than Chuck Norris
[Verse 2]
Swerving side to side with that gangster lean
I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a P I M P
Spitting raps in your ear, I know my rhymes are tight
Fuck Vanilla Ice, I'm the Dark Knight
I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a stone cold Pimp
Put my foot in your ass, straight make you limp
You wimp, don't trip - my skills are off the hook
Stopping bad guys, I wrote the book, so look
The Penguin sending his minions out to find me
But I'm way too busy bangin' Poison Ivy
Use my fists - I don't need no gun
Spray Batman milk on Catwoman
It's fun, you best remember my name
I'm Batman, bitch, don't call me Bruce Wayne
I got way more game than the Riddler
He gets old chicks like Bette Middler
Got my sing in the sky 'cause I'm important
My phone's blowing up from Commissioner Gordon
I'm thwartin' thugs, beating up squealers
Taking out gang bangers and drug dealers
[Chorus 2]
Batman, ninja chop your ass like I was Bruce Lee
Batman, I'm ten times blacker than Mister T
Batman, my whole life story is an epic saga
Batman, I'm so damn Pimp - I'd slap Lady Gaga
[Verse 3]
Jumping back and forth, I'm leaning side to side
Tap dancing on your face, and electric slide
I'm the boogeyman, creeping out of the light
Fuck the Jonas Brothers, I'm the Dark Knight
The Riddler, the Joker, the Penguin and Bane
Catwoman, Two Face, the Scarecrow is lame
I'm bringing the pain with my utility belt
Pimp slap your ass - it's the worst you ever felt
I'm blacker than black like black licorice
Pinch Harley Quinn's ass 'cause she's ticklish
And my nemesis the Joker - I gotta stop him
I'm like 2Pac in the city of Gotham
I'm a billionaire, baby, yeah, I get paid
Getting tons of freaky booty up in the Batcave
But I use protection - don't want no disease
B A T P I M P!
[Bridge]
B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
I've said B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
[Verse 4]
I get to stepping, my weapon - be using both of my hands
I'm teaching lessons, stop stressing I'll always be the man
And if you're breakin' the law, then I be bringing the pain
I'm putting other superheroes out there to shame
For real, dawg, we all know it's true
I'm the greatest crime fighter that has ever lived, dude
Superman, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, and Spidey
The Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer, Aphrodite
Papa Smurf, Voltron, Iron Man, and Colossus
Cool Ranch Doritos, and Jimmy Dean Sausage
None of this stuff has shit on me
I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a P I M P!
[Outro]
B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
I've said B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
I've said B A T P I M P
I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me
B A T P I M P