[DAN]

He likes to nibble around in your pocket

If there’s an apocalypse he’ll survive it

[DONNA]

He’s your guy

If you ever need one!

[DAN]

He’s pocket sized

If you ever see one!

[BOTH]

He’s had a meteoric rise

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel

[DONNA]

He climbs up and then he climbs down

[BOTH]

Oh, he’s your pal

When you go on adventure!

He’s your boot on the ground

When you’re looking for treasure!

Aren’t you glad you found

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel?

[DONNA]

Does he talk?

[DAN]

Does he talk?

[DONNA]

Does he talk?

[DAN]

Does he talk?

[BOTH]

Do you want him to?

[MAN IN A HURRY]

I don’t know

[DONNA]

Does he talk?

[DAN]

Does he talk?

[DONNA]

Does he talk?

[DAN]

Does he talk?

[BOTH]

What does he say?

[MAN IN A HURRY]

I DON’T KNOW

[DONNA] (DAN)

He fell into a townie’s arms

The town was charmed by him (So charming)

He grew inside our hearts

As he leapt from limb to limb

[DAN]

THIS JUST IN!

[DONNA]

PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING

[DAN]

HE’S A SENTIENT BEING

[DONNA]

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

[DAN]

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!

[DONNA]

WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!

[DAN]

IS THERE A GOD?!

[DONNA]

(sobbing)

[BOTH]

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel

He likes to leave poops in your shoe

Oh, he’s your guy

If you ever need one!

He’s pocket sized

If you ever see one!

He’s had a meteoric

WAY HISTORIC RISE

Peanuts, the Hatchetfield Pocket... Squirrel!