Papyrus:

Attention, human!

I, The Great Papyrus

And my brother, Sans

Won't let you pass til' you beat us in this song!

(Papyrus, Sans)

So now stand guard, Human Fiend!

We're bad to the bone...

Prepare to be confuzzled by these puzzles!

Everybody will be

Best friends with me!

Oh Sans, just wait and see!

Zzz...

Sans, you lazy bones, get up!

Now's no time for naps!

Huh? oh. what?

I-i'm up I'm up

Papyrus:

Now you better watch out, human, cuz

No one's ever got past us before!

Sans:

Guess it's better to be honest

We're gonna chill ya to the core

You might find it quite humerus

Papyrus:

The amount of praise I will get is numerous!

Sans:

Got a bone to pick?

Papyrus:

You've fallen into my trap!

Both:

Deploy it quick!

Sans:

Hey, instead of giving

Ya some old junior jumble

How 'bout we just

Break down the beat here instead?

Hey, check this out

I'm playing my head like a xylophone

Wait

How am I making different notes?

I don't care

Papyrus:

Enough bonedoggling around

Let's put some backbone into it!

Sans:

We work together to bring the pain...

Both:

Well, that's what we're supposed to do anyway!

Papyrus:

NOW

You've fallen into the hands of the

Both:

Great Papyrus!

Papyrus:

NOW

I recommend you

Both:

Come without a fuss!

Papyrus:

What's that I hear?!

Is that your

Both:

Voice full of fear!?

Papyrus:

I will be such a great Royal Guardsman!

(Papyrus, Sans)

Capturing this human

Running out of lyrics...

With my stupendously thought out plan!

Papyrus:

You shall be spared

If you come along with me!

(Papyrus, Sans)

There is no resisting this plate of

Did not plan this far...

Well cooked spaghetti!

La la la la la

We are now friends!

This song is done