unflinchingly bleak - Intellectual

Take a look in the kitchen

You can't find them, your chips are no more

No more Fritos, no more twinkies

Just crumbs on the floor

Where's my cookies? Where's my candy?

The cupboard is bare

No more soda, no more Cheetos

Hey, this isn't fair

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy

No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy

You've been struck by some food, a food criminal

Fingerprints, on the doorknob

To the pantry, the only proof found

Nothing else there at the crime scene

No footprints on thе ground

But we do know

That whomever has commitеd the crime

Must be some kind of genius

Snack thief mastermind

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy

No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?

No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy

You've been struck by a food, a food criminal

I hate my life and I wanna die

I ain't got no iPhone

My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide

I ain't got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die (I was dying to find)

I ain't got no iPhone (a way to kill time)

My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide (now, you're gone and I can't)

I ain't got no iPhone (ever say goodbye)

I got no iPhone