[Intro]
STOP!! Stop, stop
O-okay, play the beat
Play the beat, play the beat
Alex made a banger
[Verse 1: Asher DeVerna]
I forgot how to do this!
Double entendres mixed up in my head like it's Rubik's
Red, orange, green, blue, yellow
Slow at making art like a turtle that's named Donatello
Lemme think about a line with a double meaning
About the time I was accused of cheating (yeah)
Okay, I think I got it
I finish my test so fast they think I was a cheetah
They unnecessarily salty like the rim on a glass of a fancy margerita
Do you gеt it? (Get what?)
That felt pretty good whеn I said it
Can't chase me like it's debit or credit
My bars go hyper like a link, 'cause you know I embed it
[Verse 2: Rampullyuh]
Never let bro cook again bruh (menu)
Say "it's not like Brothers," come on cuh (Vincent)
I'm rejecting you like your name's the null (stats)
Pass the bar exam, I called Saul (breaking bad)
Stare into my eyes, I'm a Shakespeare skull (Hamlet)
Lookin' for an architect, I see Mul (Chris)
Robert all the time go "baa baa baa" (goat)
The baby disappears, I'm like "nah nah nah" (go)
Talk about Soho, go "blah blah blah" (Mrs. Hart)
Quite a land like "la la la" (Ryan Gosling)
Keep my head down like Stu and Lace
Iconic duo like tooth and paste (brush)
All my bars are true and based
Nightcrawling like we Lou in haste (Nightcrawler)
The ice and snow is blue and chaste (Hamlet)
Murder mystery (Adam Sandler)
Got a clue misplaced, where is it?
[Verse 3: Owen Parrott]
They're in you, they're in me, they're in anything we see
Are we up? Are we down? Are we inside out?
Corrupt and devout with my main man Faust
Raise the dead, necronomicon
Boar's head, cask and demijohn
What, you egg, he's on the prowl
He stabs him, a murder most fowl
Who let bro cook? The golden goose
The Brothers Grimm, it's in a book (reading rainbow)
Barbra Streishand, we're not just damned, we're coarse and rough, we're everywhere
Ancient pharaohs, endless Penrose, ouroboros, perfect repose (woo)
[Interlude]
Okay, what?
Huh?
This is my score
What, yuh, ehh, yuh
[Verse 4: Alex L]
Okay, so look
Talent show got 'em so shook
I saw your act, I'm like "who let bro cook?" (who let bro cook?)
Working harder than like anyone else, last few years we done took so many Ls (yeah)
Designed my own fit, yeah it gets way too custom
He don't show up with his own drums I don't trust 'em (huh)
Accustomed to mess ups although we discussed none (huh)
The effort y'all put in has got me disgusted, like
What does the point of your band be?
Evil like Candie , I stay collecting these bands, B
Dance while I kill 'em, I feel like Sandee (Sandee)
Make myself clear like do you understand me? (ay)
I knew it was over as soon as I hopped out the car (skrrt)
Baby, I know I'm a star (whoa)
You heard one line and got rid of your bars
And lost your composure like Lydia Tar, ha!
[Outro]
Skrrt!
Yeah, ruff!
a reference to Calvin Candie from Django: Unchained
me and my friends made our own idea for a hoodie which i reference also in who else
Cheetah also sounds like ‘Cheater’ with a Brooklyn accent. So they think i’m both fast and cheating! – asher
chase is a debit/credit brand
a ‘hyperlink’ is when a link is clickable text on some other page. You can also embed the page into other websites. Idk URL bars. – asher
basically another way of saying “if you want it done right, do it yourself”
i always expect people to mess up even if they say they won’t
Turtles are slow. Donatello is an artist. If a turtle was named Donatello he must be slow at making art. Turns out there is a turtle named Donatello already though my bad. – Asher
i’m really proud of this one for whatever reason. it’s like a light double entendre referencing the movie Tar. in that movie, she literally loses her composure and screams at people and stuff but also she loses her job as a composer so it kind of works both ways
if you’re a musician pulling up for a show and you don’t bring your own instruments and rely on others i lose a little respect
a reference to the final kill in Last Night in Soho