[Intro]

Yo man, I'm kinda bored, what are you gonna do?

Uh... I don't know, you?

Yeah is there somewhere in town we could go or something?

Uh... I don't know, dollar tree?

Yeah, dollar tree!

Alright

Dollar Tr- Alex made a banger

[Verse 1: EpicMC]

Walk into the tree

For a quick inspection (yuh)

Open up the door straight to refrigerated section

Um, this milk's expired

Can I see the owner? (Stinky)

But when I see those prices, suffer from an instant ***** (brrr)

Grab some chips off the rack

Gobble gobble smack

Gave you a heart attack

But we just here to snack (cheeto fingers)

Grab some cake mix, don't forgеt the fish sticks (brrr, yuh)

Gotta cop the toothpicks (yuh) , finna take a quick **** yuh (ay ay)

[Verse 2: Alex L]

All thе prices cheap, don't need no Rite Aid (screw CVS)

Hop out the whip, got a brand new fade (new cut)

Underneath a dollar tree, rent free with the shade (fit check)

All we do is winnin', we ain't losing no games (I just lost the game)

Spendin' all my time, all day and all night (sleep)

Buying science ****, an experiment right? (Ferb)

Pull out the switch, yeah we playing fortnite (Ninja)

At the dollar tree, so you know the price is right (yuh)

Got my 31st victory royale (ay)

The place got so much energy, it got that high morale unh (skrrt)

I shop here all the time: that's on Scoob (yuh)

This place is fire, so you know the workers never rude (Chick-Fil-A)

Got a thick chain, big brain, yeah we smart (big facts)

Got too many items, we gon need a bigger cart yuh

Call us hydrogen bond, we got no time to die (James Bond)

In the dollar tree, tryna catch a big vibe, ay

[Verse 3: Asher DeVerna]

Pine, oak, spruce (minecraft)

Buyin' knock off apple juice

Ain't got no use for all my singles, gonna spend them on some pringles (yum)

Old guy at the register: "How was your day?"

What's your name, Bill? Hurry up and let me pay, you're causing a delay from your conversation, I'm waiting for confirmation

"Would you like to donate?" NO! "Thanks for your consideration!"

Shouting "Timber!", buying knock off ginger ale (yum)

Hold up, they got a sale

Everything's a dollar (hooh)

[Hook]

Dollar Tree, dollar Tree

Yeah, I got my axe with me (hooh)

And you know we raid the place I got all my lumberjacks with me

You know we raid the place I got all my lumberjacks

[Verse 4: Owen Parrott]

Checking out at dollar tree, sayin' this is a robbery

Chargin' out the door

Trip and hit the floor

He's got a bat: oh no oh no

Wake up in the hospital, how is this possible?

Doctor says I'm paralyzed

Oh, I hadn't realized

Coulda just paid for that

I'm free to go, aside from the jail time (ugh)

[Outro]

Uh oh, stinky