[Intro: Brandon Clarke]

Welcome back to HBC radio we have Tawabie here

And we have a caller here that wants to ask a question

[Intro: Caller]

Yo yo Bclarke

Mans think he Clark Kent

Listen mans not fuckin wit the ass...ass..

(Brandon Clarke: Aesthetic!)

Listen y'all talking bout other mans asses n shit

Mans out here movie packs 25/8

Mans need to hear that hard shit ok?

Thats hard shit

Mans need need to hear something he can drill ???

Dun kno

[Hook: Tawobi]

Mr. Telephone man

Blllrrrp blllrrrp Bobby Brown

Mr. Telephone man

Blllrrrp blllrrrp Love that sound

[Verse 1: Tawobi]

Young Wobi Wob I'm the Mt. Airy Batman

If you wanna lean I can go an call up my ack man

That man just a call away on a Nextel

Careful wit that drank

Fiend could of cut it wit fentanyl

God Damn

Them niggas told me that syrup that new edition

But they lied

Feel like I'm gonna die

Like Elvis on the shitter shittin

So if I

Go tonight lil nigga just tell the whole world my story

Tell my custo that I got em bro

Same pills in the same place for em

Once I went official

Dawg I'm so influential

Everyone went official

Nobody selling fish scale

Dawg I'm so influential

Once I went official

Everyone went official

Nobody selling fish scale

Except for

[Bridge: Tawobi]

*various cell phone and bird flying sounds*

Uh

Bobby Brown

Bobby Bobby

Bobby Brown

Niggas get it by the pound

Woke up to a quarter pound damn

[Verse 2: IHATEYOUSHEED]

I feel like Bobby Brown in this new edition

Do what I want no I don't need permission

I'm a product of my sins so I don't ask forgiveness

Yea you know you can't be but at least your a witness

I need a girlfriend

Now I need that girl and her friend

I need that Jag that Rari

Need that Lambo yea need that Benz

I hear niggas talking down

But I'm the man in my ends

Sheedi all grown up now

See that boy to the man goddamn

If Wobi the Mt. Airy Batman Batman

Then I'm the Black Panther

See the fist of a black man

Got a couple bitches an they all got accents

All my niggas good man

We all stay blessed man damn

Ion think I feel it no more

Rest in peace to Whitney

I just poured up a four

Ion think I feel it no more

Rest in peace to Whitney

I just poured up a four

[Hook: Tawobi]

Mr. Telephone man

Blllrrrp blllrrrp Bobby Brown

Mr. Telephone man

Blllrrrp blllrrrp Love that sound

*Phone ringing sfx*

[Outro: Bclarke]

Aight Now we still in here. HBC radio rockin with Talapia, I hope that was hard enough for you dickhead. Anyway we got another caller on the line. Hello? Who is this?

[Outro:Caller #2 and kid:

Hey um. My kids listen to this station

(kid: fuck you dad)

And you know. No disrespect to tippy toes over there but uh (I'ma real nigga cop killer you know. Thats my aesthetic!). I kinda need you to tone down the message a little bit there bud. Um. (My aesthetic!) You guys are up here with the aesthetic and the ass (ChrisBrown!). Cmon man its a family ride and we don't wanna hear that. We're down here we just wanna hear (Fuck 12!) some Macklemore, you know Iggy Azelia, I'm so fancy. You know that

(Fuck Iggy Azelia)

Benjamin! Didn't I say the car is a quiet space? Quiet space! When daddy is driving you don't speak! (Isn't that just like the goddamn white man trying to keep the black man down? Real niggas don't die dad!)