[Intro]

Come on, play it back, Rob

[Verse 1: Pikachu (TastelessMage)]

It's the OG, I got standards named after me

If you wanna contest the point then know my rivals know defeat

And bitch, you gonna pay the fee 'cause all these clones copying peak

Just know you get a starter startin' the fight

They itchin' for the retreat

I'm ball-hoggin', this star is bringin' the light

I be knockin' the ball of 'em, he strugglin' out of spite

Bitch, I'll write you when I'm Raichu

Then this rat gets more evolved

'Cause then they turn tail when I iron tail

I stun 'em then thеy de-evolve

[Verse 2: Pichu (Xander Sage), Pikachu (TastelessMage) Pichu & Pikachu (Xanger Sage & TastelessMage)]

Did y'all peep thе volt switch?

If not, y'all better check the voltage

Who let this rodent with the dopest lines

Flow through you like lightning bolts?

Shit I'm tiny but potent, I paralyze opponents

So if you seekin' static, I'm sendin' watts, son

Like that guy from Heonn

Bitch, you know this

Fake out, watch y'all flinch and you're fakes now

Fake clout, moochin' off us? Take escape routes

Escape routes, rope's too big, better shake doubt

Stay slouched, king to slack, he get laid out

Rock 'em like they Brock, I wet 'em up

And then that's problem solved

Iono with the watts, bare caution gettin' close

I might evolve

[Verse 3: Plusle (R-Zeta), Minun (Red Rob), Plusle & Minun (R-Zeta & Red Rob)]

If they see me swagger, hit a T-pose

Like a plus, knowin' I'm up

Me and my twin had to go and show out

So know if we lockin' eyes, you gettin' jumped

My flow carry current like aux cords

If I stick it to 'em, they bump

Pitch it down and now they feelin' the bass

I come out sluggin', they get hit with the pump

Hear 'em cheerin' 'til I slide with a drum, encore of percussion

Whether it's six DB or six-feet, hit 'em with a deduction

Pull up with my duo, ain't seen us switch it

Lightning and thunder, you blink and you miss it

Two halves make a hole, we leave him with stitches

Pass a baton, we even out business

Like a bad breaker, I'm steady trippin'

When I'm lockin' in, it ain't nothin' new

And I'm positive you ain't a threat to plus

Red Rob 'em quick if they runnin' twos

They runnin' twos, but they done and bruised

Leave 'em bloody hues, bet it's red and blue

I'ma paint a picture, can't rival us

And I'm positive that your time is up

Twinnin' like ruby and sapphire, load the cartridge

Pop in, get busy

Keep your range, I been a danger

Me and bro link, it's up fifty

Yeah, we all pros, no cons, we protons

And we out here rappin' like the rent is due

We on friendly fire, hit a switcheroo

Better pick and choose

If you miss, you lose

[Verse 4: Pachirisu (Young_Light)]

I ain't no flying squirrel, but these bullets soaring

They gon' aim at his head top

Paintin' the competiton like Red Rob

Ability sonic, but I ain't no hedgehog

Diamonds and pearls, they all on my neck

Steppin' to me and that boy finna get shocked

Sweet kiss on 'em, why is they pressed?

See me on screen and they know I'm the next don

No game, I patch and erase you

So lame, gettin' lapped in a race

This static gon' taze 'em, a fact that I hate you

We in a pageant, it's sad that they ain't cute

Ayy, and he really nuts if he thinkin' he better

Pick up an item, I'm eyein' his cheddar

I just hit 'em, I don't need to set up, okay

[Verse 5: Emolga (KingMenace)]

Tell me who really want static?

'Cause this might come as a shock

It don't matter your level or type

If you step to Emolga, you all gettin' dropped

Matter of fact, I'm here to save the day

Quick electro-ball, they're stuck in disarray

Tendencies to kill if you eat or touch my prey

But let's pray up to God it don't happen that way

No evolution, cause shit, I don't need it, uh

Who here want smoke with a demon?

High in the clouds while they stuck at the ceilin', ha

What level of mine are you reachin'?

Might be the smallest, but still about action

You came with an army then this lighting attractin'

You seen what a happen when touchin' an atom

So why did you think you can handle the static?

[Verse 6: Dedenne (Ayothatsmari)]

Boy, it's Dedenne

They wanna hate on the kid because I got the diamonds

And darlins want me like Duke Dennis

Trainers put ice on my wrist

And I'm flashin' 'bout every time I gotta go to to the dentist

The rarest and weariest, we're in them places you couldn't be in

Because you been the scariest

I got the team on my back, the means to attack

Track runner, all them boys are hilarious

Okay, so look, who put the B with the D?

Bonnie been wit' me, the D was just used for the dream

I mean to tell you we takin' no L's

My homie, it's only the team

But holy moly, shockin', lock and loaded

Fold and shock opponents, got them drop and rollin'

Can you stop the trollin'? He get chopped for growin'

Static status stats for the roller who's only a rodent

[Verse 7: Togedemaru (Eclypse)]

Top of the totem, totin' the spikes that gon' aim at yo backside

Get yo ass squashed like a bug when I charge in, now act right

Catch you, catch you, catch you, catch you—

'Cause it's over my dead body

You gon' waltz in and not bring ya own army to try and off 'em

I close in the fuckin' obstacles, still walkin'

Alola been lookin' so low until I walked in

I walk in this bitch and I'm slangin' iron

With the bars that been lookin' for shit to drop

Disregarding the type, bitch, I'm down for the fire

And any motherfucker that's been beggin' to get popped

My shield finna lay 'em on they back, it's spiky

Feel the zing when I zip, you get zapped, unsightly

I ain't discreet when I stray from the pack

'Cause none of them clones been hard, just like me

[Verse 8: Morpeko (P-EZY)]

Bang

Big shocker, I'm piercin' his armour

Morpeko like Jekyll and Hyde, two different sides

I switch and might harm ya

Belt that brother then bolt, ha

Foot on their neck, they choke

Belly of the beast, I'm ready to feast

I turn up the heat, they tryin' to cope

I'll say it bit slow

The joules on my body, it shines through, it's electrifying

Petrify them, turn into rock types

Put the pressure on 'em

Test it and I'm making diamonds

Dark mode, I'm turnin' violent

Come through equipped

'Cause I'm sword and shield while these losers violet

[Verse 9: Pawmot (PAYNE)]

F-float like a butterfly

My fists are faster than lightnin'

They say I'm slow to react

I'm the type proficient in fightin'

This rat is quick on attack

Hit 'em back-to-back and rewind it

Everyone's double shocked

PAYNE's comin' back on that timin'

Cause an onslaught, stained red

Shiny Pawmot, stay dead

Got no way to alive you, but my revival, I stay blessed

Stay fresh, non-toxic, I got cures and they stay prepped

It's attack of the clones and I'm the captain, my name's Rex

(Kidding, ha)

[Verse 10: Mimikyu (Ky Nova)]

Been a different breed, you could peep the type

But I still bring the static, then I flip the bird

Might steal yo girl, know that she gon' lie

I'm sneakin' through the shadows, know I hit it first

Thought they found the light to guide to

If I hit 'em it's a will-o-wisp and it's quick to burn 'em

Can't stand the rats around, hammer down the nail into coffins

Couldn't lift the curse that I planted

Life orb on me, I'ma stay takin' hits while I'm doin' more damage

'Cause they wanna stay draggin' with their lines

And then ask why all they moves never landin'

Standards, stay goin' up with the stats

My claws my blade and you know I'ma dance wit' it

I done made me a choice and I stand with it

You won't see me switch up like I'm banded, bitch