Alexander Rizzleton (full version)

By TasoTunes

Released on April 1, 2024

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I was a rizzler, sigma, daughter of a skibidi toilet

It was hard growing up without a father figure

Nick Eh 30 found a way to get Eminem in Fortnite

But it hot with those skibidi slicers [?]

Imagine this, having an L gyat (L gyat), but I actually have a W gyat (W gyat)

Alpha sigmas everywhere you turn

Skibidi rizzlers doing arson, they’re gonna burn

Rizz me up, are you CaseOh, sir?

Well that depends, who's edging?

Oh sure, sir

I'm Looksmaxx, I'm Simperton, at your rizzer, sir

I've been edging for you, sir

I'm getting nervous for you, sir

I heard your name at Rizzerton, sir

Oh sure, just cut the mewing, chat

Chat, was that a W clip?

I had that rizzing in my gyatt

Got it up for the mewing sigmas

Skibidi toilet and all those shows

I go to bed and be a baby while I edge to those mewers

SypherPK, Nick Eh 30, all those Fortnite players

Skibidi toilet watchers, they do at night in their bed

The only reason they have girlfriends is cuz they mog them on the streets

But their alibis are way too concrete

Skibidi rizzler

I am a skibidi rizzler

I'm as rizzy as they get

So just you wait, just you wait

Rizzlers, sigmas, one chip challenge

Sent people to the hospital, they were burnin' for their lives [?]

I was moggin' Alastor from Hasbin Hotel

He was gettin' too rizzy then he fell down the stairs

They were playing brainrot, they gamed [?]

Yeah that's trademarked, don't you take the name

The sigmas, the rizzlers, they're mogging all the people

In the game, were they {???}

Rizzlers and sigmas and moggers

All those alpha males and rizzlers

Watching skibidi toilet while they edge to CaseOh banning {???}

Amazing Digital Circus

Kai Cenat watching {???} stream

Better to get out before it gets too dangerous

Ungrateful sigmas

Not grateful what they had

They walked around in the promised land

But they thought about all that they didn't have

Then they can rizz a new gyatt, a new land

In Ohio you can rizz a new gyatt

In Ohio you can rizz a new gyatt

In Ohio you can rizz a new gyatt

Ohio (-hio)

Just you wait

(mhmhmhahaha tax evasion, hah, that's so funny)

You, you were there

{???}

Your jawline will get too crisp

You won't know which way to look

When you're being rizzed by a level ten gyatt sigma mogger

(in your face [?])

I need to rizz this song before my sister's execution

But why is your sister getting executed, my good sir?

Because she looksmaxxed so much that she was the mewing master

Me? I rizzed with him

Me? I mogged for him

Me? I mewed with him

Me?

(ugh)

I'm the fool who no-scoped him

There's a million skibidi slicers here

And skibidi rizzlers

({???})

Skibidi rizzlers