Mutant Mayhem

By Tape Deck Terrorist

Released on November 14, 2022

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[Chorus]

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?


[Verse 1]

Bandana over our face

Cut out some holes for the eyes

Beneath the streets of New York

In the sewers we hide

You try to see us but you can't

Like Matt Murdock's eyes

We're just some heroes in a half shell

Fightin' some crime

It goes, red, blue, purple, and orange

You see them colors on our face man

Don't come toward us

Stayin' under your skin like a splinter

Learn from Master Splinter

So we'll always be victorious

And come out the winners

And when we're done kicking your ass

Eat some pizza for dinner

Four extra large, pepperoni and cheese

With extra toppings

If you got an evil plan

Just know that we gonna stop it

From the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan

All the way out to Staten


[Chorus]

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?


[Verse 2]

Go ninja, go ninja, go

Katana up under your throat

Better back up slow

Like I'm Leonardo

Or you dumb fucks

Can get hit with the nunchucks

Like I'm Michaelangelo

She can take the pole

Like I'm Donatello

Never mellow, yeah

So call me Raphael

Cause on the microphone

I always raise hell

Got a foot in the game

Like Shredder's clan but god damn

Like a turtle in a race

Always come from behind

Attack in the night

Then hide when the sun shines

Underground but I'm still the people's champ

Boom, bap, crack, bam, slam, damn

Now you're on the ground man

Feel the wrath of the turtle power

Make a enemy cower in fear

Treat 'em like pizza devour

The opposition

You know the consequences

We're comin' to you live

Like April O' Neil so you better keep your distance


[Chorus]

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We causin' mutant mayhem

Comin' straight out the sewer

We kick shell cowabunga

Baby, what is it to ya?