[CURT]

She's touching my hand…

[TATIANA]

He's looking kind of funny…

[CURT]

Wait, does she think I like her?

[TATIANA]

Is this because I touched his hand?

[CURT]

Well, I guess...

[TATIANA]

Well, I guess...

[BOTH]

I'll just go with it...

[CURT]

The very first time I saw you…

Three or four days ago

I have to admit, I liked you a bit

But I didn't want you to know

[TATIANA]

When you were a Nazi hostage, all I could do was stare

And I can't refute, you looked pretty cute

While you were tied to that chair

[BOTH]

I guess we're doing this, see that look in your eye

How could I resist?

[TATIANA]

I'm a girl

[CURT]

I'm a guy

[BOTH]

It's meant to be

Because we're both spies

Time to move in for the kiss

Just go with it and don't ask why

I guess we're doing this...

[MRS. MEGA, spoken]

Curtis, I washed your whitey-tighties. You want some hot milk?

[CURT, spoken]

Mom!

[MRS. MEGA, spoken]

Alright!

[CURT]

When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart

[TATIANA, spoken]

Did he really just use that line?

[CURT]

Did I just use that line?

[TATIANA]

And I wanna be where you are all of the time

[CURT, spoken]

All of the time?

[TATIANA]

Some of the time

[BOTH]

And now we're alone...

[TATIANA]

In your... mother's home

[BOTH]

Surely, it must be a sign…

I guess we're doing this

[MRS. MEGA]

They're doing it!

[BOTH]

We might as well try

[MRS. MEGA]

Finally!

[BOTH]

If you insist

[MRS. MEGA]

I do!

[BOTH]

Then so do I

[MRS. MEGA]

I've waited such a long time!

[BOTH]

The story fits

Hey, what could go wrong?

[MRS. MEGA]

Come on, baby!

[BOTH]

Time for that moment of bliss

[MRS. MEGA]

Move a little closer, move a little closer!

[BOTH]

Just close your eyes and think of this song

[MRS. MEGA]

Ay, ay, ay

[BOTH]

I guess we're doing this…

[MRS. MEGA]

They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it!

(They kiss.)

[TATIANA, spoken]

We're not doing this

[CURT]

I'm-

You're not my type

[TATIANA, spoken]

I can tell

So, you're into...?

[CURT, spoken]

Yeah

[TATIANA, spoken]

Ah

[CURT, spoken]

I thought you-

[TATIANA]

I wasn't

But the mood suggested-

[CURT]

Of course

I figured when you said-

[TATIANA]

Not my intention-

[CURT]

Good, me neither

I just wanted-

[TATIANA]

Uh huh

So we're just...

[CURT]

Friends?

[BOTH]

I guess we're not doing this, we're better as friends

[TATIANA]

That was not a good kiss, I don't mean to offend

[BOTH]

It's great to know that we don't have to pretend

[CURT]

You're cool with me?

[TATIANA]

'Till the end

But let's never do this again

[CURT, spoken]

Deal

I'm happy to have you as my friend