[Intro]

Hey, yo!

A lot of you are probably wondering why each verse goes off on random tangents

I never wondered that

But that's just what it's like in my head, man

You try living like that every second of every day

So now, I'm releasing all of these crazy thoughts out into the world

You deal with it

[Verse 1]

My name is [Censored] and I'm here to say

Fuck any rapper alive who starts their rap that way

Including me, indubitably

I poo and pee, so juvenile-y

On the ones and twos

When I drop a deuce

I tend to do so in twos and threes

That's how you would be

If you were me

The fallacy and mass hypocrisy

Makes it impossible to give A shit about the general P

P-probably, how could I possibly

Be the real me when they just won’t let me be

Or let me embrace my psychopathy

They just keep taking away all the things I enjoy

Then ask me why I think so negatively

I’m positive you’re all fucking annoyed

You can’t avoid the noid or fill the void

From the hole my pole would leave in your loins

'Cause of the haphazard way I play with your groins

So, bitch, quit toying with me

I spit this shit so effortlessly

I love it when a girl is tall and busty

So I can call her Pringles ‘cause I love a stacked snack

If I got anymore laid back during your rack attack

Then your ass crack slapping my ball sack

Would have to start cumming to me

Boppity boopy, now do you see

I'm only suitable to open up a charcuterie (Salami for sale)

During a jubilee (To all the girls I loved)

Resistance is futile-y

Hey, who just farted, was that you or me

Well, I am technically a rapper, though

Sometimes it be like that

Only take shit when I’m on the crapper so

I’ll be right back

[Chorus]

I keep saying stupid offensive shit like I'm trying to get famous

But notice I don't really give a shit if you know what my name is

I'm just trying to work through some shit, what you hear is the tamest

So you buttfucks can slowly eat my shit if you think that it's heinous

Eat shit

Eat my shit

Straight from my anus

[Verse 2]

Hi, hello, I just thought you should know

I don’t rap to a beat, I just go with the flow

My favourite snack is a beautiful girl

My second favourite are ho hoes

When she spreads out her wings and begins to unfurl

I call her the Pokemon, Ho-oh

Hi ho

Ho, ho, ho

Hello ho (hey hey)

Would you dumb fucks like me better if I rap that way

Monosyllabic, no, I won’t have it

Fuck a nun, I’ve already gotten into the habit

Dagnabit, I can’t shoot and I can’t stab it

But it’s so close, I can almost grab it

I don’t punch lines, I just tend to jab it

I can only be myself, like Dick Cavett

So hip hop, I’m Bunny Rabbit

I’m a big dog, and I’m going rabid

Since ‘21, I’ve been a savage

So black panther, you should call me Ravage

Yo, isn’t he a jaguar?

Um, actually, he’s been both

WaKenda 4Ever

Whoa, whoa, whoa

I immediately apologize to Black Panthers, Egyptians, West Africans

And anyone who needs to use ASL for that bit of cultural appropriation

I don’t accept your apology

Look, I know it’s not exactly appropriate but–

If you know, then don’t do it

–What’s all your hotties’ age, sex and location

He did it

Don’t mean to be a sex pest

Just said that last bit in jest

So if it’s hard for you to ingest

I suggest you probably live less

Die, motherfucker, die!

It might comfort you to know this

My whole life has been loveless

It’s difficult to be soulless

Dick soft ‘cause I’ve been stressed

Guess you could say that I’m boneless

Poor guy’s been bloodless

Just one night, if you could blow this

After a sneeze is the only time I’ve been blessed

I need to drown my sorrows in breasts

Chest exposed to get me to invest

I just want to see her thickness in a thin dress

Makes it hard not to be impressed

I love it when her clothes are the simplest

So I can take her many holes and just pinterest

Can’t wait to fall into my very own temptress

But I still wait to be invited like a vampire

Before I move forward with my ingress

Grr, Argh

[Chorus]

I keep saying stupid offensive shit like I'm trying to get famous

But notice I don't really give a shit if you know what my name is

I'm just trying to work through some shit, what you hear is the tamest

So you buttfucks can slowly eat my shit if you think that it's heinous

Eat shit

Eat my shit

Straight from my anus

[Bridge]

Give it all I got to hit the spot

If I see you’re streaming, I wave to the tidal

Rip through this THOT to take my shot

So long as I don’t pierce nothing vital

With this rap, I'm a chunk-a gold surrounded by booby traps

I'm your newest idol

Smoking joints, the Robin Williams of jumping off points

So much hang time, I'm suicidal

No, seriously, I’m suicidal

Die, motherfucker, die

[Verse 3]

From the day that I saw '8 Mile'

I always knew I wanted to rap

Anger and pain inside so vile

I started chewing the fat

From the moment I spit, I just spewed bile

Never giving a crap

Holy shit, that's so juvenile

Swear words, I'm all about that

Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop

Oh my God, I can't believe he said the SDDW-word

I'm scared

Just stayed up in my room, like a loon

Combined the boom and the bap

Then changed my whole tune just as soon

As these fucking buffoons started setting a trap

Shit, it’s a fucking trap!

Wrapped in a cocoon, so you probably assume

A butterfly is coming straight outta that

But drop the harpoon or you'll get buried in tombs

‘Cause I’m shooting straight for the moon

While your girl's head is already down on my lap

If I ain't kissing her butt, I’m licking her crack

If I don’t do what she want, she gives me a smack

If I ain’t flooding her cunt, I'm digging the fact

How do I put this blunt, no need for anal, bum

My mind only has one track (Vaginal!)

I don't say anymore than I have to, if that

You repeat the same shit 'cause you have to, GIF cat

It’s giffy cat, jiffy cat

Want my advice? I pleasure twice before I fuck once

If I like the way that she dip that

Your body's looking real nice, Old Spice

Can you introduce my dick to your lip fat