I'm better than all other rappers including myself

Rock out to The Beatles while they're screaming for help

You only get picked up to get put back on the shelf

Even if you sold like Eminem, you'd probably just melt

I’m melting!

Don't say a word, 'cause I'll never tell

Ladies should listen like Anna Mirelle

She’s a Guardian Angel even though we’re in hell

Did it hurt coming down from heaven

You know, after you fell

Don't care if she's bi, 'cause I'm looking to sell

Hit me so hard, I get a lump, man, that would be swell

Peppered me with hair spray, guess we just couldn’t gel

Till she flipped a coin at me, now she’s wishing me well

I kept strumming her pain with my fingers

I’m in love with the smell ‘cause it lingers

Man, I probably should’ve just hired a singer

So that this part of the song would be a humdinger

Didn’t even really have to convince her

Just grabbed her ass with my pincers

But her pussy’s so tight, it swallowed my right

So, of course, it was the clincher

Only drawback is she’s a bit of a pincher

Had to calm me down with a load of gingers

I tend to overdo it because I’m so into it

I’m known as a bit of a binger

So, please, pretty please

Get down on both knees

Would you kindly, if you please

Put it on my tab or waive the fees

Chinese, Japanese, look at these

Hope God blesses you if you sneeze (JASP!)

How much longer can she tease

When she blows me, I shoot the breeze

It ain’t a crime if no one sees

So please excuse my dick if it injures