Cancel - Intellectual

[Intro]

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen

Nobody knows or cares

Everyone's floating, getting raptured to heaven

I'm still stuck taking the stairs

Since I'm alone and nobody's watching

Don't really care what they see

Not famous enough to ever be canceled

That's how I know that I'm free

[Verse 1]

Man, all these shitty ass songs that get heaped with awards and praise

Put that gold disc in the trash, light it up, Alundra Blayze

I don't give a single fuck how many times that bullshit plays

Quality can always be found, their shit expires in days

My anger comes in waves, your dinner comes in trays

I'm likе a prisoner too, bitch, I just sit up in my room and turn a phrase

Short stop, they told mе I'd grow out of it, it's just a phase

But when I'm blue, I still smoke a jay and take an axe to all these braves

You gotta admire the ways I plant my bad seed in caves

So funny, I should stand up but fuck with me, you'll land up in rural graves

I dug one for me too, in case I ever succumb to this whole malaise

Going against God so I gotta make sure to kill a soul for every life that Jesus saves

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[Verse 2]

Met a girl with a spinner body, she constantly needed to fidget

Definitely my type, though

I like short girls a few inches away from being considered a midget

Told me she liked things being inserted in holes

So I gave her all of my digits

Then kept taking it back and changing my mind

Until my entire penis was rigid

Point of no return, bitch, now you done did it (Did it)

So I looked her square in the face and said I'm fond-a you, Bridget (Bridget)

I got a simple plan for this single, white female

Touch the whole shebang and let's shag, can you dig it (Dig it)

I'm like Bradley Cooper addicted to pills when I write (Right)

There's absolutely no limit

They call me Ken Kennedy

I'll leave you at the bottom of a pond like Chappaquiddick

Play Quidditch? No, you quit it, I'm so livid, I hit divots

Glenlivet, Glenfidditch, any Glen and I'll still sip it

Find a girl and wash her down, and my dick will still fit it

I'm a frog with a condom on, I stick my tongue out and just ribbit

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[Verse 3]

When I get high, my willie pops a woody and my buzz goes for light years

Like Mike Tyse, I bite ears

Fright night, I walk around with a slight sneer

I only have a positive outlook when my sight's near

And if it's you I don't like

I make anti-Semitic comments

Then point at you when a (censored) hears

Sorry, I know words are bad but my vocabulary is quite fierce

So if you got a whole stick up your ass

Unclench before I cum all over these tight rears

Psyche, queers, I've been an odd duck since my tyke years

So if you got a problem with me using these words

Come kill me, motherfuckers, I'm right here

You can't pin me down, I'm-a kick out like a lyrical carpetbagger

I'm a shooter with his dick out, got that Bobby Lee Swagger

Fucking females with a big mouth, I hope she's a tongue wagger

Deviated from the presumed route, now she's shooting me daggers

These beats are so fresh, it makes me beat my own flesh

Sit up on deck and enjoy the moon river, like my finger's in Fletch

Only got one shot at this like a stinger insect

Bringing B-class weaponry into clubs whenever I wanna connect

Pull it out and aim for the jugs, man, I love discotheque

Then I pray ‘fore I spray, watch fake thugs hit the deck

But I’m here

Yes, my dick is erect, what the fuck you expect

I’m gonna give it my best shot

You walked in here with a deep V, it’s all over your neck

Leave your pussy a wreck, then your asshole is next

My dick owes you a deposit, have you come to collect

You're a star, it's a trek just to get outta your debt

Plus, now I'm racking up interest the harder it gets

So, you may as well

[Chorus]

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