[Intro: BIGQUINT]

I suppose you'd like to know how Tabby got his name, wouldn't you? Well it all started with a small orange cat named Rufus. Meow. Yeah, you. I don't really fuck with cats, but, Rufus, I like you. Most would think little Rufus here was adopted from Tabby's local shelter; you'd be wrong. See, motherfucker, this man went on a long, spiritual journey to find his purpose. And on this path, he became inexplicably drawn to a mysterious cavernous opening–or cave, for you simple motherfuckers. And upon entering, he soon found himself face to face with a giant mystical beast sleeping in his lair. Now you would think he would say to himself, "Nah, fuck this shit, I'm out," dip the other direction, but nah, not good old Tabby. See, this dumb motherfucker decided to wake the motherfucker up

[Verse 1: Rufus]

Slumber disturbed, perturbed

Incessant slurs insert

In sections served, hors d'oeuvres

Expensive turds, so burn

Incense & myrrh, from murk

Insects with words dispersed

Exodus verse inferred

Pestilence, perk in fur

When pest pinch, purr to blur

My reverence, turn to scourge

And sever worms, litter

Cement with cursed dirt

Respect your work? Not worth

A second, squirt, so squirm

Let leopard curl unstirred

Or bed is hearse, you heard?

[Chorus]

Bounce

Bounce

Bounce

Bounce

[Verse 2: Tabby]

Apologies, did not intend offense

Just pent up, pardon me

Sickened by all of these

Misfits' anthologies on disc and Spotify

Buzz caught, I'm swatting flies

Just missed, they're taunting me

Pissed off in poverty

Pissed on my dollar jeans

Piss drunk, the squalor yield

Results for Ponzi Schemes

I'll feed apocalypse sausage and omelettes

Before I call it quits, slip monarch gauntlets on fists

Since God giving power trips outlets

Spark dipped from partnership

Betwixt parliament, honestly

Parted to ponder with mystical monoliths

[Verse 3: Rufus]

For centuries

Command V's been telling me

The prowess in their pedigree scoff when promises

Pocket dialing greed presently

Yet, exception breathes, monologue rich in remedy

One that causing demi

Switch in sending thee to swim in Styx, instead

Decree a halt to next emcees

Walking jock in palm for blessings

Beast stepping down

Paws treading as domestic breed

Lesson: keep testing self

To best your enemy, let's

[Chorus]

Bounce

Bounce

Bounce

Bounce

[Outro: BIGQUINT]

You see, after countless rappers went to Rufus for his blessing, only to later abuse them, he was surprised to find that this one simply desired guidance rather than fame and power. Rufus bestowed upon him the name Tabby, and decided to accompany him on his journey by taking the form of a simple house cat. Believe that shit? A mystical beast taking the form of a fuckin' house cat. But this here was bearing the reminder that not all rivals are on the outside; most are from within