[Intro]

Ooh

Oh, man!

Ooh

[Verse 1]

Telegram Sam, Telegram Sam

You are my main man

Golden Nose Slim, Golden Nose Slim

I know's where you've been, oh

Purple Pie Pete, Purple Pie Pete

Your lips are like lightning, girls melt in the heat, yeah

[Chorus]

Telegram Sam

You're my main man

Telegram Sam

You're my main man, oh

[Verse 2]

Bobby's alright, Bobby's alright

He's a natural born poet, he's just outta sight

Jungle Faced Jake, Jungle Faced Jake

I say, make no mistake about Jungle Faced Jake, Jake

[Chorus]

Telegram Sam

You're my main man

Telegram Sam

You're my main man

(Oh, Samson and Christoph, what a pair)

[Verse 3]

Bobby's alright, Bobby's alright

He's a natural born poet, he's just outta sight

Automatic shoes, automatic shoes

Give me 3D vision and the California blues

Me, I funk, but I don't care

I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair

[Chorus]

Telegram Sam

You're my main man

Telegram Sam

You're my main man

Telegram Sam

You're my main man, oh

[Outro]

Te-tele-te-tele-te-tele, oh, baby

Telegram Sam

Telegram Sam, I'm the howlin' wolf, ooh-hoo

Telegram Sam, I'm the howlin' wolf, ooh-hoo

Telegram Sam, I'm the howlin' wolf, ooh-hoo

Telegram Sam, I'm the howlin' wolf, ooh-hoo