Playing Halo 5
With a dude named Swag
Smell the betrayal
When I clench the stick - teabag
I've been matching online
Dealing with some lag
Had to talk trash
Bought a headset and a keypad
Online is dominating
I'm not hating, I'm just saying
I used to like PlayStation
Xbox made it's way in
They're all just computers
Let's get down to basics
Give me living room innovation
Rather than battle stations
Able to see both sides
But I wanna have both
Can we be sitting side-by-side
Lemme' get a local map vote
Meet better gamers online
They try hard - talk smack tho
Want friends in real life
IRL ain't real bro
I ain't mad at 'em
I ain't mad at 'em
Two controllers, let me get that back in
I ain't mad at 'em
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Street racing or fighting - in that fashion
Local multiplayer
Talking 'bout some Slayer
Split-screen's my favorite
But they done replaced it
Friends hung out
With an Xbox or PlayStation
Claiming they'd own
Wait until I'd play them
Pick it up in about five minutes
Pass the remote, because I call next
But now it's game-over for my preference
Unless I buy two consoles
For local matches
I miss Need For Speed
Soul Calibur and DBZ
I don't care about campaign, dude honestly
I just played to unlock content
Now it's DLC
Games are going Steam
Fuck it, I guess I'll go PC
This shit is dope
Everyone's got Rocket League
But I guess arcades are dying
Man it sucks to see
Not interested in classic P.V.P
Grab a VR headset
Plug in completely
I ain't mad at 'em
I ain't mad at 'em
I ain't mad at 'em
I ain't mad at 'em
I ain't mad at 'em
But I cannot fathom
Spending my time and pounds on
Everyone to be announcing
The sadness - It's madness
It's cool to see the users
Just grab and have at it
We're choosing our future
And that's tight, the class is
Teaching itself backwards
But if we don't demand more local play
Our only option's webcam chatting
Two controllers, let me get that back in
I ain't mad at 'em
Two controllers, let me get that back in
I ain't mad at 'em
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Two controllers, let me get that back in
Street racing or fighting - in that fashion