Toyletroll - Intellectual

My first memory was diaper changing

Looking up, hello Mom

All I remember was drooling

It was the...

First appetite I ever had

First erection, a young lad

First thoughts that this was rad

My second memory was my Pet cat

We named it Tinkerbell

All I remember was chewing on it's scat

I fed them fucks more and more to get more crap

And the third, I graduated to dogs

From people's lawns I gathered logs

Some of them I ate and some I saved

Crave case of shit, what I always craved

Deficate and then injest

Fourth, I learned to eat my own feces

Some I shit in the toilet, some I drip on the floor

I learned that the supply never ends

I eat for free, consistently more and more

My kitchen is open all the time

Anyway, now I've grown into a man

I've found new ways of getting my face spammed

I look up

Nice asshole, I like the way your piss tastes

I wonder If I will get lucky and win the lottery

Hmm... Yep

The deepest I can see, opens slowly

Then it starts to speed up, then the the ass sludge is dropped

Slosh it through my teeth

It fucking reaks

I love this part

It sounds like a fart

When I usually jam a large serving spoon up in there

It balls up like ice cream

I shovel it into my mouth like Marvin's pills

They are still screaming so I climb out

They let cries out, and start tripping out

I'm covered head to toe in shit

You can't run when your asshole and pussy connect

I mount them every time and grab a hold of their neck

Panic and breathing slow at the same rate

One more added to my talley

I walk away with another body

Killing, a hobby

They all died like this because they used porta-potty's at night

Before killing I stare and salivate at their droopy cunt lips

Now they're all dead, taken back to my bed, there I use a knife

Shank practice, naked corpse's throats slit

By the end, their pussies are loose, but some start off tight

Rape practice, naked corpses cocked

All buried, I like my land

A lot of acres to bury dead bodies and have sweet bands

Concerts often, we all get drunk

When nighttime hits I start to lurk

Anyone that I meet that doesn't know me

Choked out dead and then left for the cops to do their work

I've slept with hookers to get venereal disease

I've raped tons of chicks to spread stds

Early shit fetish, now I want to kill every human that breathes

Port-o-potty killings are the best

Way funnier than all of the rest

Any method will work

As long as you put in the work

Under society, I lurk

My kitchen is open all the time

The Five O'Clock kills my liver enzymes

I'm Toyletroll, human toilet roll