I spent years training my dog, he's at eye level with crotch

Little fucker is lucky

He has a sense of smell that will catch when a cunt is runny

Act like I'm totally blind, act like I'm mentally retarded

Never let her out of my sight, bitch loves animals

So the retard said, "He looks so cute!" I respond, "I smell you"

They think it's their shit perfume

It's just their pussy's exhaust fumes

After I walk them home my knife comes out and

I grab her throat

Dropped in her own doorway, followed in with my vicious mutt

I search her home looking for ANYONE to gut

No one, so I raid her liquor cabinet and get fucked up

I strip her naked, tie her up, and tape her mouth shut

Let her watch me chug her liquor, I'm now sloshed up

My awesome dog, Moribund, he's been so patient to lick

I remove his leash, and let him sniff his way over to feast

He goes until he is done, out comes his pink lipstick

Stiff & dripping with doggy precum, ready to stick in her yeast

When they live, they're too ashamed

To tell that they were an object for a dog to jizz in

Mangled snatch, dog's done, I gotta run

Find more females to discharge so my dog can have more din-din