[Verse 1: Louis Cole]

The government knows when you masturbate

The government knows when you masturbate

The government knows when you feel alone

And it's getting late and you're sitting at home

Looking straight through your webcam

Looking at you is Uncle Sam

Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand

And stick it to the **** man

Stare at the screen when you unpack

The government is staring back

This is how they know you best

With a dick in your right and a mouse in your left

No more interest in the Middle East

So they look at you while you touch your meat

In the middle of a truce

They put the equipment to the use

Why you think you pay the tax?

For drones and spies, computer hacks

Tax has gone through the roof

At least it's put to good use

The government knows

The government knows

The government knows when you masturbate

The government knows when you're whacking it

The government knows when you feel alone

And it's getting late and you're sitting at home

They fill the sky full of drones

To check on you and your bone

Size don't matter to the CIA

They can see your dick from outer space

The government knows

[Verse 2: Squidwock]

I'm a stone-faced killer, like my motherfuckin' house is

Diamonds hit the do-si-do, and smack it where your mouth is

Heard they want a solo, I can't do that 'til we out this

Grab my clarinet and smoke them oppas by the ounces (Haha)

My trigger finger fast, Ramadan

I'm addicted to this cash, I want it all

Let the chopper blow his back, bend him over, said, “Relax”

Put some lead up in his ass, still hetero

(Hahaha)

[Verse 3: Mr. Swags, SpongeOpp, The Notorious P.A.T. & Squidwock]

You know the crab like money

Know the sponge like fun

Know the star keeps shining

Know the squid likes guns

[Verse 4: Sandy Thee Squirrel]

What we all got in common

When this shit's said and done

Is a dead fuckin' roach

And a city that we run

[Pre-Chorus: SpongeOpp]

Yeah, I just popped a bean, watch my eyes grow

Sippin' hella lean, smokin' hydro (Yuh)

When I hit the reef, turn it tidal

Gary is my shadow, bitch, he go wherever I go

[Chorus: Gary, Mr. Swags, The Notorious P.A.T & Squidwock]

Meow, meow, meow

Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—

Meow, meow, meow

Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—

Meow, meow, meow

Ha, Gary hit 'em with the—

Meow, meow, meow (Ooh, ahhh)

[Verse 5: Louis Cole, (Genevieve Artadi)]

The government knows when you masturbate

The government knows when you masturbate

The government knows when you feel alone

And it's getting late and you're sitting at home

Looking straight through your webcam

Looking at you is Uncle Sam

Look him in the eyes with your balls in your hand

And stick it to the man (The government knows)

In the zone, weird look on your face

This is how you're stored in their database

They're all around, they're all knowing

The only dick they haven't seen is Edward Snowden's

The government knows

The government knows

The government knows