User Friendly - Intellectual

[speech - Robin Williams]

There's this thing for alcoholics called "the blackout" which isn't really a blackout

It's more like sleepwalking with activities

And I believe it's your conscience going into witness protection programs

[speech - Bill Hicks]

I have taken drugs before and uh...

...I had a real good time, sorry!

[Verse 1]

Let's take it back I used to be a cocky Caucasian

Hoppin' in and out of cop stations

Mind like an athlete on drugs

Thoughts always racin'

I'm Dr. Dre but I don't got no patients

But I gots [parts sprayin?] and I bust flows, gung ho

So drunk I intoxicate the front row

Rap's my addiction and it plugs holes

My lines leaves your face squashed up like a pugs nose

So I blew up in these flu bugs (shu-be-du-op)

So sick live the crowd even threw up

I moonwalk through life 'cus everything is fucking backwards

Mind running wild but needs muscle relaxers

Stomach is bubblin' acid

I'm 'bouta jack out til I blackout like I've been fucking redacted

I've had it all, adderall, trim-ethyl tabs in my bathroom so soft

It bombs minds

Like an atom bomb

So bring a truck I need to pick me up

The doc got me addicted to prescription drugs

That shrink my nuts

My shrink was nuts

'cus I was talking to prostitutes whenever things got tough

Overdosed on Viagra now my dick is stuck

Cool for porn but at funerals it just sucks

Give me ketamine, quitiapine, dimethyltryptamine

Tell em' pretty bitches got my dick as big as mini me

I'm sick (On sickle(?)) gon' make you think a little bit of spitting

Quickly gave you giggles like you think your brain been tickled

Take a little hit of me

Makes you feel like you had 60 hits of weed

That's true, I'm not a bad dude, if you act rude, I'm gonna come (Achoo!) Get ya' outa histamines

Rappers shit their jeans like they on ayahuasca

And if I want your opinion then I'll ask ya

For rhyming the time, that pure Heisenberg, I am worse

Want to get high but they'll try my verse functions

Hits harder than Tyson's work

Now rapers make'n this disease seen

'cus I'm the cure

[Pre - Hook]

I'm the cure

[Hook]

'cus I've been feeling all weird and

The world feels wrong to me

But music keeps us free from

The bullshit that they feed us

Lots of thoughts on your mind better leak it out

Turn this song up loud lets speak it out

I'm user friendly

[speech - Bill Hicks]

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves

[verse 2]

It starts off as a pleasure in the brain

When ever you hang around and you leisure everyday

Whether your a mess and your upset or your in pain

It's better to medicate than whatever it is to blame

At least that's what we think when we do it

With peace and the relief we get through it

It's all good at first but don't misconstrue it

If you're escaping enough then it will leave you in ruins

Humans are a complex type of breed

With a lot of addictions in this life we lead

There's a level of a comfort we like to keep

But we never seem to know what the price will be

It's like consume, consume, consume, consume

Getting stepped on by the elephant in the room

Address it, your head space is a hell of a tune

So use it or you could be left behind and fed to the wolves

I don't wanna be the one to tell you this

But excess is the pain of excellence

Whether it's television, drugs or another escape there's consequences you must face

And it may taste pure, so pure

Give it time it will become your

Addiction, just listen to me baby I'm the cure

[hook]

'cus I've been feeling all weird and

The world feels wrong to me

But music keeps us free from

The bullshit that they feed us

Lots of thoughts on your mind better leak it out

Turn this song up loud lets speak it out

Im user friendly

[speech - Mitch Hedberg]

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too

[verse 3]

Yo, I've been up for weeks searching for a fix

Something to numb the pain

My dresser is well equipped

With some shit that don't work no more

I'm so self absorbed

Another counselor and I'll hit the floor

My man once don't get it so I hide it from the surface

Searching for a purpose, making another purchase

Gotta get a refill

Need another dose

Don't know what normal is but this shit ain't even close

Maybe I can't close with the front I put up

Or maybe I should pose, just sit back and shut up

Who knows

I gotta roll with it, gotta get it done

Falling victim to a cycle that is hard to overcome

It started of as fun and turned into a habit

Devastated, medicated, everyday is a challenge

Losing my balance

Lately it's affecting my work

But no excuses, we gotta do it, keep it moving

'cus I'm the cure

[Bridge]

I've been waiting for so long, to feel free don't tempt me

It's been raining for so long, I don't feel, I'm empty

I've been up waiting all night, pacing, feel like i'm escaping

I feel it hurting and I'm burning, think the ceiling's fading

It's been a burden on my world, so turn them back against me

I feel it yearning, so I'm working it's the only safety

[verse 4]

I was born underneath the streetlight

Next to a Navajo Shaman puffing the peace pipe

Blowing a cloud of peyote smoke in my face straight blessing me

Of course she must've been foreshadowing my destiny

Mother was a crack whore named Stephanie

By the time I was four I was an accessory

No one ever respected me

Innocence was the recipe

Out the back of the pharmacy

Pseudo-ephedrine and methazine

By six I was a known dealer

At my daddies factory job next to the meal truck

Whites in my family needed class

Blacks all needed crack

I was like come on over and you can feel up

What you need

'cus I got it, I'm holding it i'm about it

My cousins love me 'cus I never judged them for what they shot into their veins

Black tar, as quick as a nascar

Need a fix? I can fix it quick, ' cus bitch im the cure

[Pre - Hook]

I'm the cure

[hook]

'cus I've been feeling all weird and

The world feels wrong to me

But music keeps us free from

The bullshit that they feed us

Lots of thoughts on your mind better leak it out

Turn this song up loud lets speak it out

I'm user friendly

[speech] - Robin Williams

You can change it any time you want, it's only a choice

No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now - between fear and love

And then you have to go: nope - you lose. You can't do it. You need help. And at that point, that's the beginning. And then, you know, once you do that, you're on your own