Number One Fan

By Switchee

Released on January 1, 2006

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Oh look: she’s naked; forsake it

Just pummel and take it

You bake it; go make it

I promise you: she won’t ever fake it

Was she even a bother?

Will you be there next time she’s hot and you got her?

Did you even think twice about her?

She got louder and louder

You crowd her; give her some powder

You fucking coward

Did you even take a few seconds to mack her

Or did you just jump and attack her and sack hеr?

Splatter the lack of a wrapper?

Backwards unpack hеr?

You grab her and drag her: Just how did you bag her?

Did you let her get wet or

Did you like it when she gets redder?

Upset her with what you fed her?

You could have done better

Did you regret her?

Did you regret her?

Did she say she loved it when you rubbed it above it?

When you shoved it in and almost flooded?

You cut it; she could’ve chugged it

Didn’t know what I was missin’

No kissing while dissin’

Listen: no hissin’!

This isn’t anything new;

She does what she’s gonna do

You shoot it; you blew it

And dude, how could we not know that you’d

Do it and do it

Until you couldn’t unscrew it?

How did it feel when you were in it?

Was it even three minutes?

I’ll give you three seconds to win it

To beat it and finish

I get it: you bed it then wet it

With no chance to pet it or let it get head-ed

Just, don’t you fucking regret it

Don’t you regret it

Did you lick it? Did you flick it?

Did you pick it like chicken?

Or did you stick it; get a ticket;

Fuck her over the speed limit?

You kick it and frick it

Friggin’ her clit and then spit it

D-did you make her drink it up?

Did you get her what she wanted?

What she got herself caught in?

She’s fallen. All in all, it’s solemn

Got a problem? Don’t call ’em

You got her on her knees saying:

Please can I apease?

You tease and tug on her sleeves

Just tell me: did she… did she?

Bounce up and down

When you fucked her to the ground?

Give you the “ooh” and the “aah”

When she clenches it tight? What a night!

Did she bite when you switched off the light?

Did she put up a fight

When you pummeled her? All right!

You’re the man who can

Your plan was grand

I’d really like to shake your hand

Understand: I’m your number one fan